Jalopnik Gold® NYIAS Special! Act Now!

"macanamera" (macanamera)
04/01/2015 at 13:30 • Filed to: None

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DISCUSSION (61)

Brian Silvestro > macanamera
11/03/2014 at 11:51

dat Tungsten

TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > macanamera
11/03/2014 at 11:54

Wow, dusted this old nugget off eh?

TheHondaBro > macanamera
11/03/2014 at 11:55

What about Jalopnik Gold Miata Edition?

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > macanamera
11/03/2014 at 11:57

Man I missed my chance, I normally bust this guy out.

Let me know when the Jalopnik Unobtainium GT comes out, I'm definitely down.

Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. > macanamera
11/03/2014 at 11:58

I'll take three, but only if you include a years supply of blinker fluid with membership.

http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3qavz9

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > macanamera
11/03/2014 at 12:03

I heard Oppositelock+ will let you post twice a month and give only previews of posts for 100.00 a year.

macanamera > Brian Silvestro
11/03/2014 at 12:03

Your membership is of course complimentary, Mr. Silvestro.

macanamera > unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins)
11/03/2014 at 12:05

Oppositelock+ is only included in Elite Jalopnik Gold ® Platinum Iridium Tungsten Carbon Fiber Edition R

ACESandEIGHTS > macanamera
11/03/2014 at 12:06

Elite Jalopnik Gold ® Platinum Iridium Tungsten Carbon Fiber Edition R:

Love the random "R." EXTREME!

Brian Silvestro > macanamera
11/03/2014 at 12:09

*tips Jalopnik-branded hat to you*

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > macanamera
11/03/2014 at 12:09

Does it include a framed picture of Mike Spinelli?

macanamera > Brian Silvestro
11/03/2014 at 12:10

I hope you read the fine print at the bottom, it's very important.

macanamera > unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins)
11/03/2014 at 12:12

A framed autographed stone carving bas-relief sculpture, actually.

Brian Silvestro > macanamera
11/03/2014 at 12:14

but I'm already in the back of a car going really fast drifting and shit

spanfucker retire bitch > macanamera
11/03/2014 at 12:31

Elite Jalopnik Gold ® Platinum Iridium Tungsten Carbon Fiber Edition R

Does it come with free galvanic corrosion? Because if it doesn't, it's a fucking rip!

macanamera > Brian Silvestro
11/03/2014 at 12:33

Kinja'd!!!

...you will...probably be okay...

WhiskeyGolf > macanamera
11/03/2014 at 12:43

Should have Jalopnik Gold: brown manual wagon edition

Bad Idea Hat > macanamera
11/03/2014 at 13:03

I didn't sign up for the Jalopnik Gold membership, and NO, NOT THE BEES

Kinja'd!!!

fawgcutter > macanamera
11/03/2014 at 13:53

Whoa! April already??? I missed a change into Daylight Savings Time!

Brian Silvestro > macanamera
11/03/2014 at 13:58

*is not seen again ever*

TheVancen- In Pursuit of a Greater Payday and Car Parts > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
11/03/2014 at 14:04

For that money id need an endless supply of headlight fluid and elbow grease.

Dusty Ventures > unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins)
11/03/2014 at 14:49

Upgrade to Ultimate Jalopnik Gold ® Adimantium Carbotanium Uranium Martini Edition GT and you get an actual framed Mike Spinelli.

Joel Ness > macanamera
11/08/2014 at 12:56

Kinja'd!!!

Joel Ness > macanamera
11/08/2014 at 15:16

Seriously though, what must one do to gain the full rights and responsibilities of full oppo status?

macanamera > Joel Ness
11/08/2014 at 17:03

just request authorship from a mod

itschrome > macanamera
12/22/2014 at 11:51

I had my card out and ready to sign up for the " Elite Jalopnik Gold ® Platinum Iridium Tungsten Carbon Fiber Edition R: " Untill I reread and realized it said Jeff Gordon. At first I thought it said Jeff goldblum, and I was thinking hey that could be interesting.. but never mind..

PatBateman > macanamera
12/22/2014 at 11:58

Look. If I buy this package, I am going to demand that Jeff Gordon kidnaps me in a Chevy SS.

I'll buy one for me and my alter ego, Manuel Ferrari.

Sn210 > macanamera
12/22/2014 at 11:59

my employer gave these out as Christmas bonuses this year!

Margin Of Error > macanamera
01/23/2015 at 10:16

Not sure if serious...

macanamera > Margin Of Error
01/23/2015 at 10:16

Completely serious. Cash or money order only, sent directly to me. Thanks.

iNvDrZiM > macanamera
01/23/2015 at 10:23

Kinja'd!!!

I'm clicking the button but NOTHING IS HAPPENING?!?!?!

Frank Grimes > macanamera
01/23/2015 at 10:24

I was buying a silk ascot the other day and a really attractive Emily Blunt hot shop girl noticed my jalopnik gold card and showed me hers and now we are having 3 babies are married and taking german classed together.

macanamera > iNvDrZiM
01/23/2015 at 10:28

Keep trying the servers are just overwhelmed right now!

macanamera > Frank Grimes
01/23/2015 at 10:28

-Testimonial from a satisfied Jalopnik Gold Member

iNvDrZiM > macanamera
01/23/2015 at 10:29

I'm so frustrated right now! So much vital (and exclusive!) information I'm missing out on. Can I just fax you a check instead? I'm good for it, promise.

macanamera > iNvDrZiM
01/23/2015 at 10:33

Jalopnik Gold can only be paid for in...gold. You can overnight me gold.

Wacko > macanamera
01/23/2015 at 10:34

So the Elite Jalopnik Gold ® Platinum Iridium Tungsten Carbon Fiber Edition R

is the only way to get out of the gray

450X_FTW > macanamera
01/23/2015 at 10:39

Does it allow us to vote and ban trolls from commenting on articles?

macanamera > 450X_FTW
01/23/2015 at 10:42

Only at the most exclusive levels of membership.

SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman > macanamera
01/23/2015 at 10:54

I'm an original member

macanamera > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman
01/23/2015 at 10:56

Of course, sir, your helicopter is waiting for you on the roof.

Wheelerguy > macanamera
01/23/2015 at 11:03

I'm already a Level 60 commenter. What card can I get?

Bad Idea Hat > macanamera
01/23/2015 at 11:04

I signed up for Jalopnik Gold, and now I drive a used subcompact.

Kinja'd!!!

Thunderface > macanamera
01/23/2015 at 11:06

What even is this?

Coty > Brian Silvestro
01/23/2015 at 11:11

M'iata

FKA-RacecaR > TheHondaBro
01/23/2015 at 11:14

That's only for hairdressers/women/dedicated autoXers.

FKA-RacecaR > macanamera
01/23/2015 at 11:16

I heard about this. To get around it go to account>settings>privacy...Oh wait, that was for Facebook. Never mind, carry on.

415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) > macanamera
01/23/2015 at 11:23

No live webcams of booth professionals?

Destructive Tester > Frank Grimes
01/23/2015 at 11:28

You forgot to mention that you are currently shopping for your matching brown Volvo turbo diesel wagons with manual transmissions with custom gated shifters...

And for God sakes don't forget to mention the winter tires on steelies!!!!!

BJ > macanamera
01/23/2015 at 11:43

Which membership option do I have? You know, the one that prevents Nibbles from eating your post titles? I think a lot of people would be interested in a similar subscription.

Frank Grimes > Destructive Tester
01/23/2015 at 12:28

They sorta match hers is a V60 Volvo and mines a Jaguar Estate V8.