How was your Saturday night Oppo?

"area man" (hurrburgring) 03/29/2015 at 12:22 • Filed to: None

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I got very drunk with some old friends in a basement bar, so you could say mine was better than the owner of this Accord that someone went to town on with a brick. Would have been a perfect night to stumble into Pommes Frites at 3am, but alas they !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! . I'll miss you pomegranate teriyaki! What about you?

Zohaibman72 > area man 03/29/2015 at 12:24

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All I did was eat a turkey sandwich and watch Parks and Rec.

Even though I was alone, my night was probably 100 times better than this poor guy. I hope they catch the douchenozzles that did that.

nafsucof > area man 03/29/2015 at 12:28

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how I'll miss pomme frites. My wife lived next to hells angels on 2nd and third in law school and I used to frequent that spot...

area man > Zohaibman72 03/29/2015 at 12:30

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Yeah I have no idea what happened, you don't see this very often in this neighborhood. And I love both Parks and Rec and staying in on Saturday nights.

area man > nafsucof 03/29/2015 at 12:32

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I went to NYU and had many a drunken night end up there. One time I also got a 20-piece McNugget and went and bought a bunch of their sauces for dipping.

Zohaibman72 > area man 03/29/2015 at 12:32

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Probably just drunk assholes. I hope that dent on the Accord wasn't them either.

area man > Zohaibman72 03/29/2015 at 12:34

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Unfortunately yes, the front windshield was also smashed in and there were a ton of tiny dents all over the body. They really went to work, like I'm thinking more insane person than drunk idiot.

Zohaibman72 > area man 03/29/2015 at 12:36

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Christ, that's fucked up.

Aaron Paul: Oppo's Resident Fake British Actor > area man 03/29/2015 at 12:38

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I'd say it was okay. I stayed in and watched old Top Gear episodes from 8 PM until about 3 in the morning. Oh yes, and my girlfriend made a batch of her awesome chocolate chip cookies for me.

area man > Aaron Paul: Oppo's Resident Fake British Actor 03/29/2015 at 12:40

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That sounds pretty great

nafsucof > area man 03/29/2015 at 12:47

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great idea!! She went to nyls...ever go to oh taisho yakatori? That's my other favorite in that neighborhood.

PS9 > area man 03/29/2015 at 12:48

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Reasons this occurred, ranked in likely hood (Least to most)

Sentient brick that hates black Accords, specifically

Rival drug dealer delivering a 'warning'

Mafioso delivering a 'warning'

Random act of violence

Girlfriend stumbled upon him with the other woman

Girlfriend stumbled upon him with the other man

NoneOfYourBiz > area man 03/29/2015 at 12:53

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I installed a new stereo in my car this morning.

When I saw the photo you posted, my head immediately went to "I hope nobody does that to my car to get at my stereo."

Then I read what you wrote. Yeah, no...that wasn't a theft; that's PCP-head rage territory.

area man > nafsucof 03/29/2015 at 12:58

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Love it too!

area man > NoneOfYourBiz 03/29/2015 at 12:59

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Just a new head unit or speakers too?

NoneOfYourBiz > area man 03/29/2015 at 13:04

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Oh, just a head unit. All I wanted was BlueTooth connectivity and hands-free calling, nothing fancy. (this is in a 2006 Hyundai Elantra GT... not flashy by any means)