"I love you but I've chosen hooning!" (obrut-2002)
03/28/2015 at 11:00 • Filed to: None
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"I love you but I've chosen hooning!" (obrut-2002)
03/28/2015 at 11:00 • Filed to: None | 1
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Or at least that's what !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! implies (Trigger Warning: Article is in German). Apparently BMW people were close-by in order to protect the identity of their drunk and possibly coked-out sentient rage mobile that viciously attacked its rival from Stuttgart. It even happened in Stuttgart! Shots fired Mercedes. Any ideas what this new concept may be? It looks like it has four doors, so it's most definitely a convertible. Or a coupe. Or a CrossUV. Not a sedan though. New 7-Series?
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K-Roll-PorscheTamer
> I love you but I've chosen hooning!
03/28/2015 at 11:14 |
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It's starting...
PS9
> I love you but I've chosen hooning!
03/28/2015 at 12:26 |
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It got drunk because a sentient Audi TT showed it pictures of the van canoodling with an AMG GT. It was devastated, so it tracked the van down and the rest is history.
I sympathize...but honestly, what was it expecting? MBs are the lannisters of the car world. Should have known better before putting a (piston) ring on it.
Aaron Paul: Oppo's Resident Fake British Actor
> I love you but I've chosen hooning!
03/28/2015 at 12:26 |
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Most likely the new 7er.
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I love you but I've chosen hooning!
> PS9
03/28/2015 at 12:41 |
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BMW Concept: That's it! I'm going to Stuttgart!
Audi TT: And then what? Huh? What'cha going to do then?
BMW Concept: I'ma kick an MB van in the side. Like real hard!
Audi TT: Good lord, BMW are you drunk? That's like the worst idea ever.
BMW Concept: Yeah? I thought building a FWD sports coupe was the worst idea ever.
Audi TT: Wait... what are you implying? I'm not FWD, I'm AWD.
BMW Concept: Oh stop it already, everybody knows you're not real AWD. You're just a fancy Golf that has some of its power sent to the rear axle.
Audi TT: That... wow that was uncalled for. You know, BMW also has FWD cars.
BMW Concept: So? The only thing that comes from Wolfsburg are queers and understeers and guess what: You're both.
Audi TT: You know what, maybe you should go to Stuttgart and kick that MB van real hard.
BMW Concept: Yeah I will...
Audi TT: And make sure it's one with those slutty green stripes on the side..
BMW Concept: Fucking hate those....
Audi TT: Yeah, exactly!
BMW Concept: Who do these green striped MB vans think they are? The police! Real police have blue stripes, like here in Bavaria.
Audi TT: Absolutely. Here have another sip!
scoob
> Aaron Paul: Oppo's Resident Fake British Actor
03/28/2015 at 12:50 |
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Am I the only one who thinks the headlight-connecting-to-the-kidneys face is absolutely awful?
BATC42
> I love you but I've chosen hooning!
03/28/2015 at 18:21 |
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Wait! They still have green-striped ones? I thought they all went blue like 10-years ago... My life is a lie...
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I love you but I've chosen hooning!
> BATC42
03/28/2015 at 18:37 |
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I thought so to, but apparently in Stuttgart the clocks run a little slower.