Lancia is dead 

Kinja'd!!! "El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First!" (lightningzone)
03/27/2015 at 18:40 • Filed to: None

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Why are so many people still hoping that Marchionne will somehow find a jumbo jet full of money and invest it in bringing Lancia back to life and to America?

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Look into a mirror and keep repeating: Lancia is dead. Lancia is dead. Lancia is dead and...

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DISCUSSION (19)


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First!
03/27/2015 at 18:43

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In the United States they are, elsewhere they are Chrysler.

So go buy a Chrysler Voyager or a 300. It's technically also a Lancia. Have fun with that.


Kinja'd!!! El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! > jkm7680
03/27/2015 at 18:45

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Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First!
03/27/2015 at 18:47

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Here's your "technically a Lancia."


Kinja'd!!! MultiplaOrgasms > jkm7680
03/27/2015 at 18:52

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"Innovative engineering" "outstanding design" "same company that gave the world some of the greatest rally cars of all time"


Kinja'd!!! MultiplaOrgasms > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First!
03/27/2015 at 18:54

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Nevermind that a Lancia revival would also cannibalize Alfa and Maserati sales.


Kinja'd!!! El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! > MultiplaOrgasms
03/27/2015 at 18:55

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Technically a Cadillac.


Kinja'd!!! MultiplaOrgasms > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First!
03/27/2015 at 18:57

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Technically a Mercedes

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Kinja'd!!! Cé hé sin > jkm7680
03/27/2015 at 18:59

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Confusingly, Lancias are Chryslers in the UK, although not for much longer.

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Kinja'd!!! Svend > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First!
03/27/2015 at 19:00

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Isn't that Cadillac technically a Vauxhall/Opel Omega?

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Kinja'd!!! El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! > MultiplaOrgasms
03/27/2015 at 19:03

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Not if they price it against VW and Acura, instead of Alfa and Maserati.


Kinja'd!!! El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! > Svend
03/27/2015 at 19:04

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I was following Jkm's joke.


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > Cé hé sin
03/27/2015 at 19:06

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That's strange. Are they on their way out or switching over?


Kinja'd!!! Cé hé sin > jkm7680
03/27/2015 at 19:13

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Chryslers, including the Chrysler badged Lancias, are being withdrawn from RHD countries due to sales or the lack thereof. I think the Lancia name continues in mainland Europe.


Kinja'd!!! ranwhenparked > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First!
03/27/2015 at 19:13

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I think over time, Lancia just kind of lost it's place in FCA Italy's lineup. It became what Mercury was to Ford, Oldsmobile was to GM, or what DeSoto (cars) was to FCA US's predecessor. Basically, an increasingly marginalized brand with a dwindling customer base, and the realization that Fiat and Alfa Romeo could be expanded to do its job just as well, if not better, without the expense of maintaining another brand.

Sergio Marchionne, as a general rule, isn't averse to having lots of small niche brands. Its why he greenlit Ram and SRT and why he's keeping Fiat as a MINI/Smart competitor in North America.

So far, he is keeping Lancia for the Italian domestic market, but only with the Ypsilon, Voyager, and Delta; which does fit his niche brand habit. If sales in Italy stay strong enough, the badge will survive, but they won't ever be able to justify unique models for just one country, so any future Lancias will have to be badge engineered. And it could well go the way of Autobianchi after the Delta and Ypsilon run out their cycles.


Kinja'd!!! Svend > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First!
03/27/2015 at 19:20

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Ye', I didn't quite get his either. Lol.

We don't have Lancia in the U.K. either. Lancias are badged as Chrysler here.

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Kinja'd!!! MultiplaOrgasms > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First!
03/27/2015 at 19:26

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I say that won't work either.


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > Cé hé sin
03/27/2015 at 19:51

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I wouldn't be surprised. The Ypmethsalon was never a great looking car. Looks like a failed Chrysler concept car from the early 2000's


Kinja'd!!! Delusion77 > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First!
03/27/2015 at 21:03

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I would accept a batshit crazy dart / giulietta with a lancia badge on it as suitable replacement for the delta :)


Kinja'd!!! RallyWrench > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First!
03/27/2015 at 21:14

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I own a proper Lancia, so I have an excuse to be delusional. And I've been Craigslisting for Betas. WTF is wrong with me.