Someone call the Automotive Abuse Hotline

Kinja'd!!! "sm70- why not Duesenberg?" (sm70-whynotduesenberg)
03/26/2015 at 20:27 • Filed to: None

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And cue the Sarah McLachlan. It even has riveted fenders for Christ's sake.

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DISCUSSION (30)


Kinja'd!!! HammerheadFistpunch > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
03/26/2015 at 20:28

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"For just pennies a day you could change the life of an abused car, and give it a better life"


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
03/26/2015 at 20:32

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Fucking hell, what is this nonsense?


Kinja'd!!! OPPOsaurus WRX > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
03/26/2015 at 20:32

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Raptor!


Kinja'd!!! sm70- why not Duesenberg? > jkm7680
03/26/2015 at 20:32

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At some point, it was a proud, beautiful Oldsmobile Toronado.


Kinja'd!!! PS9 > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
03/26/2015 at 20:33

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Sarah: "For just pennies a day, you could- wait...is...is that it? Really? Uhh...nope. This one's too far gone. Sorry."

* pulls out a rocket launcher and Vigilante 8 's that bitch*


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
03/26/2015 at 20:34

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Now it looks like Mannie Fresh smoked a lot of crack, visited Pimp My Ride, Autozone, his weed dealer and all of this while blind.


Kinja'd!!! Stapleface-Now Hyphenated! > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
03/26/2015 at 20:36

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Sadly that Olds has probably been offroad more than that Jeep in the background.


Kinja'd!!! HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
03/26/2015 at 20:36

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that looks like a lot of lift for a FWD platform


Kinja'd!!! Milky > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
03/26/2015 at 20:37

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Ehh, its FWD. Nothing of value lost.

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Kinja'd!!! norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback > OPPOsaurus WRX
03/26/2015 at 20:41

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SPRINTER


Kinja'd!!! sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Milky
03/26/2015 at 20:41

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Kinja'd!!! sm70- why not Duesenberg? > norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback
03/26/2015 at 20:45

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CAMRY


Kinja'd!!! norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
03/26/2015 at 20:49

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WRANGLER


Kinja'd!!! sm70- why not Duesenberg? > norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback
03/26/2015 at 20:50

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AUSTIN-HEALEY!


Kinja'd!!! norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
03/26/2015 at 20:51

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LOUD NOISES


Kinja'd!!! Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
03/26/2015 at 20:55

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Look at it this way, at least it is out on the road being driven rather than rotting away in a junkyard.


Kinja'd!!! Your boy, BJR > jkm7680
03/26/2015 at 21:01

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nah man, I'd never do something this horrible. That's just too far


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > Your boy, BJR
03/26/2015 at 21:09

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You know what to do.


Kinja'd!!! CTSenVy > PS9
03/26/2015 at 21:12

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Kinja'd!!! Baeromez > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
03/26/2015 at 21:17

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I think it looks good anyways. There's enough chrome to offset the matte black, those aggro wheels compliment the car's newfound 'edge,' and there's plenty of tire surrounding those dubs.


Kinja'd!!! sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
03/26/2015 at 21:42

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That's a very small condolence.


Kinja'd!!! sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Baeromez
03/26/2015 at 21:44

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Even if you like the look, there's much evidence to suggest it's being badly taken care of. Not the least of which is the fact that it's been parked with the window open while it's raining.


Kinja'd!!! sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Your boy, BJR
03/26/2015 at 21:45

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I was actually thinking, "Ben is gonna come on here and tell me this thing is pimpin', and then I'm gonna have to not call someone's opinion wrong because I'm nice."


Kinja'd!!! Baeromez > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
03/26/2015 at 22:24

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Ah, who cares? Not every car needs to be pristine. Some are more fun to just beat on.


Kinja'd!!! sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Baeromez
03/26/2015 at 22:28

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Right. But in my mind, that means find an 80s Caprice or Cadillac. A '67 Toronado is a classic.


Kinja'd!!! Baeromez > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
03/26/2015 at 22:31

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Well to each his own. I'm sure there are guys who lament every '32 rat rod they see too. I consider no vehicle sacred, though I'm all for the preservation of exceedingly rare models.


Kinja'd!!! Imirrelephant > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
03/27/2015 at 08:36

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Those wheels kind of make it look like a combination donk/brodozer. A bronk, if you will.


Kinja'd!!! Your boy, BJR > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
03/27/2015 at 09:24

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.....damn dude, seriously? That thing looks awful and it's one of my favorite cars of all time.


Kinja'd!!! sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Your boy, BJR
03/27/2015 at 09:26

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Good. I'm sorry I doubted you.


Kinja'd!!! cornerslide > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
03/27/2015 at 13:18

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I'm much more concerned that the guy that thought all this up and actually followed through with it is running around without some much needed supervision.