First Burnout

Kinja'd!!! "SlickMcRick" (slickmcrick)
03/26/2015 at 20:06 • Filed to: None

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Was just reminiscing on another post of the one last fun BMW I drove. The 1-series. I love that car so much because of the tire smoke I whipped up in it. What car took your burnout virginity away?

This is what the car looked like. Loved that car...

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DISCUSSION (30)


Kinja'd!!! cletus44 aka Clayton Seams > SlickMcRick
03/26/2015 at 20:08

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Big-block 383 that'll light them up at any stoplight.


Kinja'd!!! PS9 > SlickMcRick
03/26/2015 at 20:10

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My car has maybe 70 FWD horsepower.

A burnout is not happening. Not even if it rained cooking oil on roads made of ice.


Kinja'd!!! Kanaric > SlickMcRick
03/26/2015 at 20:11

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I went all out on my first burnout on my Mustang launching from over 4000rpm. Never drove a car with so much torque, biggest engine I had in the past was a 3.5l V6, so it scared the shit out of me and I fish tailed like crazy.

Before that I never really did burn outs. All my cars had really sticky and wide rear tires or were AWD.


Kinja'd!!! Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > SlickMcRick
03/26/2015 at 20:11

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Crown Vic


Kinja'd!!! bob and john > SlickMcRick
03/26/2015 at 20:11

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awww yeeaaaaaaaaaa


Kinja'd!!! Stapleface-Now Hyphenated! > SlickMcRick
03/26/2015 at 20:12

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1988 Lincoln Town Car. Not my exact vehicle, but looked just like it, color and all.

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Kinja'd!!! SlickMcRick > Kanaric
03/26/2015 at 20:13

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What year is your mustang. The biggest motor I've owned was a 2.2l in a 93 Accord. Most I could muster was a tire chirp.


Kinja'd!!! TheHondaBro > SlickMcRick
03/26/2015 at 20:15

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Polaris RZR, if it counts. Did burnouts and donuts on the Oregon sand dunes.

If not, then my Honda Accord. Did a smoking start in the parking lot of an abandoned business park one time.


Kinja'd!!! SlickMcRick > bob and john
03/26/2015 at 20:16

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I need to try my hand at riding a motorcycle. At least just to say I've tried it.


Kinja'd!!! SlickMcRick > Stapleface-Now Hyphenated!
03/26/2015 at 20:17

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I've always had a thing for those boxy Fords/Lincolns. I'd have a Crown Vic of that generation in a heartbeat. MIB sold me on it as kid and I've never forgotten.


Kinja'd!!! SlickMcRick > TheHondaBro
03/26/2015 at 20:19

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Jealous I am. I've never driven off road :/. I need to rectify that immediately.


Kinja'd!!! bob and john > SlickMcRick
03/26/2015 at 20:19

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its really not that hard. can you ride a bicycle? your 75% of the way there.


Kinja'd!!! TheHondaBro > SlickMcRick
03/26/2015 at 20:21

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I'm sure you can find a place locally that rents out ATVs, that's how I did it.


Kinja'd!!! Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. > SlickMcRick
03/26/2015 at 20:22

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My Panda, by accident trying to pull away from a junction quickly. Turns out £25 tyres don't have much grip...


Kinja'd!!! Sam > SlickMcRick
03/26/2015 at 20:23

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I did donuts in front of a K-Mart in the middle of the night.

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Kinja'd!!! SlickMcRick > bob and john
03/26/2015 at 20:36

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You make it sound ever so simple. I already know what bike I'd get if I ever really got into it. Also glad I waited til I got older, I'm not really tempted to do stupid things on two wheels anymore.


Kinja'd!!! bob and john > SlickMcRick
03/26/2015 at 20:38

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as long as you learn right and arent an idiot, you'll be fine.

and the reason it sounds so simple? because it is

whats the bike you want?


Kinja'd!!! SlickMcRick > bob and john
03/26/2015 at 20:45

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Harley Davidson Night Rod Special. Already know I have to work my way up to this point but it's my eventual goal.

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Kinja'd!!! Tuned-Port-Injected-Rage > SlickMcRick
03/26/2015 at 20:50

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My '86 'Vette.


Kinja'd!!! bob and john > SlickMcRick
03/26/2015 at 20:54

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oh god if you only knew what article i was going to post tmw......


Kinja'd!!! Rico > SlickMcRick
03/26/2015 at 20:56

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When these things first hit the market, I didn't care for the design but now when I see them all I think is damn I would hoon the hell out of that.


Kinja'd!!! SlickMcRick > bob and john
03/26/2015 at 21:07

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Just for that I'll be waiting. Your posts always seem to be a good read.


Kinja'd!!! SlickMcRick > Rico
03/26/2015 at 21:08

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The smiles per mile quotient on this vehicle is ludicrous trust me. I'll have to check if those injector and fuel pump issues have been sorted out. If so I may just get this instead of the S2000 I was considering by the end of the year.


Kinja'd!!! bob and john > SlickMcRick
03/26/2015 at 21:23

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eh, I'll give you the title. Why big cruisers make bad starter bikes.


Kinja'd!!! VonBelmont > SlickMcRick
03/26/2015 at 21:26

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I spun the tires on the BMW every now and then, and even some strategically placed gravel'll spin the back wheels of the CR-V. Actual smokey burnouts? Nope.


Kinja'd!!! SlickMcRick > bob and john
03/26/2015 at 21:30

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Well I'm glad I'll be getting some real facts to back my decision to work my way up to the bike I want.


Kinja'd!!! marshknute > SlickMcRick
03/26/2015 at 21:44

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128 hp burnout!

* on wet concrete


Kinja'd!!! coqui70 > SlickMcRick
03/26/2015 at 22:29

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1983 Toyota Cressida Wagon


Kinja'd!!! Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > SlickMcRick
03/28/2015 at 02:53

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My First Second Third Fourth Fifth Burnout:

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Kinja'd!!! Kanaric > SlickMcRick
03/31/2015 at 15:09

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It is a 2014 GT