FBI Admits All Registered Motorcycle Owners Are On Classified Gang List

"JEM" (jem) 03/25/2015 at 15:00 • Filed to: None

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WTF...

http://washingtonpost.com.co/fbi-admits-all…

"MSNBC correspondent Jeremy Lancaster sat down with government official Darrin Cornia to discuss recent rumors that have been in circulation in regard to registered motorcycle owners being placed on a classified FBI gang list.

Darrin Cornia who currently holds a position within the National Security Branch of the government agreed to complete transparency prior to the interview with MSNBC's Jeremy Lancaster and did remain direct and seemingly forthright throughout his conversation with Lancaster.

After a few moments of introduction, Lancaster bluntly asked the following question," Mr. Cornia, if I were to make the statement, all registered motorcycle owners are currently showing on a classified FBI gang list, would the statement be true or false?

Cornia responded by saying, "That would be a true statement, the FBI has been collecting and compiling Department of Motor Vehicles and Drivers License Division records for the purpose of adding those that own motorcycles to a classified gang list since 1994."

BmanUltima's car still hasn't been fixed yet, he'll get on it tomorrow, honest. > JEM 03/25/2015 at 15:04

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Federal Bureau of Imbeciles.

CAR_IS_MI > JEM 03/25/2015 at 15:04

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Gangstah 4 lyfe right here yo!

BoxerFanatic, troublesome iconoclast. > JEM 03/25/2015 at 15:07

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Due process of law, and the right to face an accuser making an accusation...

... how quaint.

Logansteno: Bought a VW? > JEM 03/25/2015 at 15:08

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I laugh thinking my aunt and uncle, in their 50s, own three Harleys and are on a gang list.

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > JEM 03/25/2015 at 15:08

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So my 67 year old dad is in a biker gang...

I love America. I love it more and more every single day. I can't wait for the day when we all get serial number barcodes branded to our wrists and gps tracking devices installed in our kidneys so that everyone and everything knows where I am 24/7!! :D

McMike > JEM 03/25/2015 at 15:10

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This is fucking ridiculous.

I can't believe I've missed all the meetings. Why didn't anyone tell me?

JEM > McMike 03/25/2015 at 15:11

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You were probably too busy out committing crimes lol.

JEM > Logansteno: Bought a VW? 03/25/2015 at 15:12

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Probably called the Buffet Bunch

Warren or Jimmy, your pick for the punchline.

NagahoDC > JEM 03/25/2015 at 15:12

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Fake site.

Snuze: Needs another Swede > JEM 03/25/2015 at 15:13

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'Murica!

cazzyodo > JEM 03/25/2015 at 15:13

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Now when friends say I'm a bad influence I can respond with:

"You don't know the half of it."

handyjoe > JEM 03/25/2015 at 15:14

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Sweet! I don't even pay dues!

yamahog > JEM 03/25/2015 at 15:14

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Always knew my dad was a shifty character. I, on the other hand, am a saint, and loudly protest this discrimination!

ETA: This is the type of shit the AMA should be fighting instead of pushing to get rid of helmet laws.

and 100 more > JEM 03/25/2015 at 15:15

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Officially now, guilty until proven innocent.

That's just bullshit.

For Sweden > JEM 03/25/2015 at 15:21

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#TwoWheelsBad

JEM > For Sweden 03/25/2015 at 15:22

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#TwoWheelsGuilty

yamahog > handyjoe 03/25/2015 at 15:22

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I, for one, am very pleased I got to skip initiation...

yamahog > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 03/25/2015 at 15:24

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don't even need barcodes or implants when everyone's attached to their phone and voluntarily providing their location...

NagahoDC > and 100 more 03/25/2015 at 15:24

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It's a fake site.

Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura > JEM 03/25/2015 at 15:24

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Hang on, wasn't this on the National or something? Isn't this fake?

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > yamahog 03/25/2015 at 15:24

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The future is fucked isn't it? When's someone just gonna say "Fuckit" and launch the nukes?? ;_;

yamahog > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 03/25/2015 at 15:27

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Time to live off the grid and make jerky out of woodland creatures.

505Turbeaux > JEM 03/25/2015 at 15:27

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What in the hell

XJDano > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 03/25/2015 at 15:29

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Black market prices for kidneys will plummet

crowmolly > JEM 03/25/2015 at 15:30

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Slow your roll.

You are aware that this is

!!! UNKNOWN CONTENT TYPE !!!

Which has these other stories:

http://washingtonpost.com.co/george-zimmerm…

http://washingtonpost.com.co/obama-wins-hug…

http://washingtonpost.com.co/airline-announ…

I do not believe Zimmerman is running for president in 2016.

450X_FTW > JEM 03/25/2015 at 15:32

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I wear dockers and a polo to work, have a clean record yet I'm a gang member because I have my motorcycle endorsement. Nice. Swingline for life mofo!

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > yamahog 03/25/2015 at 15:34

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Start a new close-knit group of select people against the system? Can I bring Keanu Reeves and Will Smith? They seem to have had experience with this in the past.

Funktheduck > JEM 03/25/2015 at 15:35

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I've been burned. Damn you washingtonpost.com.co

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > XJDano 03/25/2015 at 15:35

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Not my problem!

JEM > Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura 03/25/2015 at 15:37

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Someone said it was, and I hope it is, but I don't see anything on Snopes.com

yamahog > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 03/25/2015 at 15:41

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Sounds like you're describing a commune, ARE YOU A COMMUNIST??

and 100 more > NagahoDC 03/25/2015 at 15:41

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Holy hell, it is! I didn't even notice that ".co" at the end!

Ugh, i hate being taken in by scams like this... I feel like a dumbass now.

JackMacomber > JEM 03/25/2015 at 15:42

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You all know this is from a "fake" news site, right??

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_…

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > yamahog 03/25/2015 at 15:42

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I don't even know what a commune is??

Imirrelephant > yamahog 03/25/2015 at 15:45

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Came here to say exactly that.

BoxerFanatic, troublesome iconoclast. > and 100 more 03/25/2015 at 15:46

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Don't blame the fake site.

Blame the federal government for making this premise ENTIRELY AND INSTANTLY BELIEVABLE.

The reputation exists for a reason.

yamahog > Funktheduck 03/25/2015 at 15:46

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Yea, my lack of problems obtaining clearance and passing background checks should've been my giveaway... I blame mobile chrome and my trust in fellow oppos ;)

Imirrelephant > yamahog 03/25/2015 at 15:48

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This is the type of shit the AMA should be fighting instead of pushing to get rid of helmet laws.

Jesse > JEM 03/25/2015 at 15:52

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Gonna call shenanigans, based on the URL alone. washingtonpost.com.co

But I did have my gang tattoo all picked out, for a minute.

Funktheduck > yamahog 03/25/2015 at 15:53

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Ever notice how government workers never ride motorcycles? Maybe the article is true but it was posted on fake news site to get us of the FBI's trail.

JEM > JackMacomber 03/25/2015 at 15:56

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I do now :-/

I'm usually the one vetting these online. Feel like a major idiot for getting duped by this one.

handyjoe > yamahog 03/25/2015 at 15:57

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That's the worst.

I really wish they'd tell me what the colors are, though, as I highly doubt they are hi-viz and black like I normally wear.

and 100 more > BoxerFanatic, troublesome iconoclast. 03/25/2015 at 15:58

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In both instances, I blame myself. In one case, for being both gullible, and in the other for being passive.

BoxerFanatic, troublesome iconoclast. > and 100 more 03/25/2015 at 16:04

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I used to think that passivity was a problem... until the POTUS started bypassing law with executive orders, and the FCC passed net neutrality without public disclosure, and the US Congress passed the Affordable Care Act in the middle of the night, just before christmas, without public release, despite a HUGE majority of american public disapproval.

The government is operating AGAINST the will of their governed constituents... it is no longer the constituents' fault if they are being actively deceived, and flouted.

and 100 more > BoxerFanatic, troublesome iconoclast. 03/25/2015 at 16:06

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Well said.

knowthesourcescited > JEM 03/25/2015 at 16:27

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look at the source of the article - washingtonpost.com.co is not actually the washington post - furthermore the source article on the spoof site is The National Report - a known fake news website.

WhyWagonIfNotWagonFast > JEM 03/25/2015 at 16:56

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Coincidentally 1994 is probably when gang members probably stopped owning motorcycles and accountants started buying motorcycles. Or possibly some gang members gave up and became accountants.