Sweet Jesus

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03/25/2015 at 09:30 • Filed to: None

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I'm 40 today. Ugh. At least all my old man tendencies make sense now. Here's a trio of AMC Matadors for no reason.

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DISCUSSION (35)


Kinja'd!!! RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > fhrblig
03/25/2015 at 09:32

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It'll be another 8 months before I'm 30. My old man tendencies go as yet completely unexplained.


Kinja'd!!! EL_ULY > fhrblig
03/25/2015 at 09:34

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Kinja'd!!! Party-vi > fhrblig
03/25/2015 at 09:34

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Juuuuuuuust about that age where your balls hit the toilet water, eh?


Kinja'd!!! Nibby > fhrblig
03/25/2015 at 09:35

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Happy birthday! 40 is the new 25.


Kinja'd!!! Sn210 > fhrblig
03/25/2015 at 09:36

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Obligatory F40 pictures. Happy birthday!


Kinja'd!!! crowmolly > fhrblig
03/25/2015 at 09:37

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Happy Birthday!


Kinja'd!!! $kaycog > fhrblig
03/25/2015 at 09:37

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Happy Birthday! Have some cake!


Kinja'd!!! ttyymmnn > fhrblig
03/25/2015 at 09:38

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It's just a number. Keep telling yourself that. I'll be 49 this year. That's just a bigger number. I prefer to take the optimistic approach: Every morning when I wake up, I thank the Flying Spaghetti Monster that I didn't die in my sleep.

"I want to die peacefully, in my sleep, the way my grandfather did. Not like the terrified, screaming passengers in his car."

Congrats. Go smoke a cigar and feel distinguished, not old.


Kinja'd!!! davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > fhrblig
03/25/2015 at 09:40

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I'll be there in three short years. 40 is the new 30, right?


Kinja'd!!! RazoE > fhrblig
03/25/2015 at 09:41

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Happy birthday! My wife's birthday is today, too.


Kinja'd!!! KatzManDu > fhrblig
03/25/2015 at 09:41

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Happy Birthday, old man! I'm not that far behind you.


Kinja'd!!! theuserformerlyknownasaluminumfoil > fhrblig
03/25/2015 at 09:41

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Happy Birthday sir, here's to many many more!


Kinja'd!!! Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. > fhrblig
03/25/2015 at 09:45

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Kinja'd!!! 505Turbeaux > fhrblig
03/25/2015 at 09:53

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wow happy birthday man, I am right behind you at 36


Kinja'd!!! 505Turbeaux > Party-vi
03/25/2015 at 09:53

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shut it young man


Kinja'd!!! fhrblig > Party-vi
03/25/2015 at 09:54

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And that water is deeeeeep.


Kinja'd!!! fhrblig > fhrblig
03/25/2015 at 09:57

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Am I crazy, or did something happen to the 'view all replies' button?


Kinja'd!!! Party-vi > 505Turbeaux
03/25/2015 at 09:58

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I'm going to pay someone to sneak into your house and start adding water to your toilet bowls bit by bit until you start to think gravity is having a more pronounced effect on your dangly bits.

*evil laugh*


Kinja'd!!! fhrblig > ttyymmnn
03/25/2015 at 09:58

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Thanks! Cigar will have to wait for tomorrow because my work schedule is screwed up today. At least I get off early.


Kinja'd!!! ttyymmnn > fhrblig
03/25/2015 at 10:03

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At least I get off early.

That never happened when I was younger.


Kinja'd!!! fhrblig > $kaycog
03/25/2015 at 10:04

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Thanks! That looks good!


Kinja'd!!! 505Turbeaux > Party-vi
03/25/2015 at 10:05

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its okay my dick already hits it, what is a little more flesh in the water?


Kinja'd!!! Roundbadge > fhrblig
03/25/2015 at 10:06

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Gratz, dude! I'm 40 tomorrow.


Kinja'd!!! Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection > fhrblig
03/25/2015 at 10:06

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I'm attaching some eye candy. Happy birthday.


Kinja'd!!! fhrblig > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com
03/25/2015 at 10:08

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It better be.


Kinja'd!!! fhrblig > RazoE
03/25/2015 at 10:08

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Tell her I said "Happy birthday"!


Kinja'd!!! 505Turbeaux > Nibby
03/25/2015 at 10:09

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please let it be so


Kinja'd!!! Party-vi > 505Turbeaux
03/25/2015 at 10:10

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Ah, I see you've already topped them off then.

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Kinja'd!!! 505Turbeaux > Party-vi
03/25/2015 at 10:10

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haha damn no coming back from that one


Kinja'd!!! Party-vi > 505Turbeaux
03/25/2015 at 10:13

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Kinja'd!!! fhrblig > KatzManDu
03/25/2015 at 10:14

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I see you. GET OFF MY LAWN


Kinja'd!!! fhrblig > ttyymmnn
03/25/2015 at 10:32

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"When you're with me, you only need two minutes. 'Cause I'm so intense."

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Kinja'd!!! ttyymmnn > fhrblig
03/25/2015 at 10:35

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That's such an awesome song. My wife thought it was hilarious. Because it's true.


Kinja'd!!! pip bip - choose Corrour > fhrblig
03/26/2015 at 04:10

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happy birthday , you old bugger

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Kinja'd!!! pip bip - choose Corrour > Nibby
03/26/2015 at 04:11

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woohoo \0/

that means i'm 25 again.