The worst conversation I've ever hard

Kinja'd!!! "Bad Idea Hat" (taoistlumberjack)
03/24/2015 at 07:53 • Filed to: None

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Happened yesterday

Me: ...so what's going to happen is that they're on leave until their contract runs out on June 30. From what I know, they probably won't fill the position while they have the guy under contract, so even if they hire now, the new person will start July 1 at the earliest. Most likely, they probably won't even start interviewing until July 1.

Someone Else: That doesn't make any sense.

Me: They're not going to pay two people to do the same job, which is why they're waiting until July 1 to start anyone, methinks.

SE: But that doesn't make any sense

Me: They already are paying the guy on leave, if they hired someone now they'd be paying...

*interrupt*

SE: That doesn't make any sense, is what I'm saying

Me: ¯\_()_/¯

SE: Why are you getting angry at me, I'm just saying it doesn't make sense to me.

Me: It is what it is, is what I'm saying.

SE: I don't want to talk to you, you're getting angry at me when all I'm saying is that it doesn't make any sense

Me:

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LATER

SE: I don't know why you got angry, I was just telling you it didn't make sense to me.

Me: And really, it just is what it is.

SE: But it doesn't make any sense.

Me: ...


DISCUSSION (19)


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > Bad Idea Hat
03/24/2015 at 08:00

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Either there is a healthy amount of hyperbole here or you've lived a blessed life.


Kinja'd!!! Hermann > Bad Idea Hat
03/24/2015 at 08:02

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Have you tried drawing the explanation?

Or using a big mathematics and logic book and banging on that person's head until they learn?


Kinja'd!!! thebigbossyboss > Bad Idea Hat
03/24/2015 at 08:05

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Hahahaha. Maybe he was wearing the bad idea hat that day.


Kinja'd!!! Bad Idea Hat > CalzoneGolem
03/24/2015 at 08:09

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No, this is almost exactly how it went. I missed maybe a few extra words here and there, but it's the conversation.


Kinja'd!!! Bad Idea Hat > Hermann
03/24/2015 at 08:09

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I want to. Oh, I want to.


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > Bad Idea Hat
03/24/2015 at 08:11

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And it's the worst conversation you ever had? Ever?


Kinja'd!!! Leon711 > Hermann
03/24/2015 at 08:15

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or die?


Kinja'd!!! Bad Idea Hat > CalzoneGolem
03/24/2015 at 08:16

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It's the most circular, illogical, frustrating conversation I've ever had. Mainly because the person I was having with is usually logical. In this case, I just couldn't explain that something was what it was, for some reason. It's how things operate. "I know it doesn't make sense, I'm just passing along info."


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > Bad Idea Hat
03/24/2015 at 08:28

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Why are you getting mad at me?


Kinja'd!!! Bad Idea Hat > CalzoneGolem
03/24/2015 at 08:34

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( °  °)


Kinja'd!!! Hermann > Leon711
03/24/2015 at 08:50

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Nah. Unconscious is enough. Especially because a person like that won't suffer from permanent damage to the brain.


Kinja'd!!! Leon711 > Hermann
03/24/2015 at 08:51

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is it due to the thicker than average skull?


Kinja'd!!! Hermann > Leon711
03/24/2015 at 08:57

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I think there's more liquid inside their heads because there's more room. And the smaller brain can't unlearn much because there's not much to begin with.


Kinja'd!!! Biased Plies > Bad Idea Hat
03/24/2015 at 09:03

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He's right though, it doesn't make any sense. If they're paying the person to do a job and they're on leave then the job isn't getting done. It would therefor make sense to hire someone sooner than the contract end date so that the job does get done. They don't however want to pay another person to fill the same role, even though the first person isn't doing it.

Corporate bureaucracy: it is what it is and it doesn't make any sense.


Kinja'd!!! Sam > Bad Idea Hat
03/24/2015 at 09:12

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It just doesn't make any sense. Why are you so mad? I want to inform you of the lack of intellectual conclusions which I can draw from this rather peculiar situation.


Kinja'd!!! Bad Idea Hat > Biased Plies
03/24/2015 at 09:12

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Which is my point. I wasn't disagreeing with the other person, I was just stating my indifference to the whole process.

Apparently, that was an incorrect human emotion.


Kinja'd!!! Biased Plies > Bad Idea Hat
03/24/2015 at 09:16

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At some point they will realize the futility in trying to understand said process. Until then, they will continue getting annoyed at the stuff that doesn't make any sense.


Kinja'd!!! Mattbob > Bad Idea Hat
03/24/2015 at 09:52

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that wasn't circular logic, they were just making a declarative statement based on their viewpoint. You could have either agreed with them that it didn't make sense, or just explained better why it did make sense. You did neither of those.


Kinja'd!!! Bad Idea Hat > Mattbob
03/24/2015 at 11:02

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I didn't think it was neccessary. I was just providing a statement of what the situation appears to be. I have no opinion either way.

I do not believe it makes sense, therefore I can not explain why it makes sense.

I attempted to provide a news item. That's all.