"PRBot II" (prbot2)
03/23/2015 at 07:02 • Filed to: car crime, asshats, drunk drivers, dwi
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"PRBot II" (prbot2)
03/23/2015 at 07:02 • Filed to: car crime, asshats, drunk drivers, dwi | 6
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In DeKalb, IL, a completely shitfaced guy had his keys in hand and his Jeep before him. "I should drive that vehicle!", thought the drunk-as-a-skunk moron. And drive it he did — right into an oncoming vehicle.
Alright everyone. If you see someone making a mistake like this, try to take the keys. Hail an Uber. Call the police. Do something! But for the love of God and everything holy, do not just watch it all unfold.
Buckle up, people. It's wild out there.
505Turbeaux
> PRBot II
03/23/2015 at 07:12 |
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The only issue I have with that is if someone needed an ambulance, why not stop recording for a minute to call one?
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PRBot II
> 505Turbeaux
03/23/2015 at 07:17 |
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That would require a level of common sense not often seen in the wild.
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505Turbeaux
> PRBot II
03/23/2015 at 07:23 |
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this is very true
Anima
> 505Turbeaux
03/23/2015 at 07:30 |
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But think of the Youtube views!
thebigbossyboss
> PRBot II
03/23/2015 at 07:39 |
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"shit my bad bro"...
lucky's pepper
> 505Turbeaux
03/23/2015 at 07:44 |
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That's the only issue? How about those guys put a little effort into preventing the drunk from driving? Go try to talk him out of it while the other guy calls the cops immediately. Do something other then just filming it.
Also you have a victim who was just in a crash with an airbag deployment so unless the car's on fire (a rarity outside the Simpsons and Ferraris) don't move her! Those morons had no idea if there was some type of head or neck injury.
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505Turbeaux
> lucky's pepper
03/23/2015 at 07:46 |
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yeah, I cringed at "I just want to make sure he doesn't hit my f$#king car" and thought the same thing. Just a couple of boneheads.
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PRBot II
> thebigbossyboss
03/23/2015 at 07:47 |
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I cringed. But hey, we've got a confession too!
nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul
> PRBot II
03/23/2015 at 07:53 |
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I'm not sure what this common sense is you speak of. Perhaps I should inquire some ancient scriptures to discover its meaning.
TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts.
> PRBot II
03/23/2015 at 08:17 |
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If it's no longer common, can it be called common sense?
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PRBot II
> TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts.
03/23/2015 at 08:23 |
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Dude, woah. At this point, I don't even know what's real anymore.
450X_FTW
> PRBot II
03/23/2015 at 08:33 |
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Am I the only one that views a drunk asshole hitting my car as an act of terrorism? That way it gives me the chance to go on the offense, granted I'm capable of it after the impact.
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PRBot II
> 450X_FTW
03/23/2015 at 08:43 |
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Well if a drunk asshole hits your car, who's to say it wasn't politically motivated?
Domestic terrorism confirmed.
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450X_FTW
> PRBot II
03/23/2015 at 08:49 |
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Maybe he uses his Camry to hit my truck head on just to try and get another gas hog off the road?
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PRBot II
> 450X_FTW
03/23/2015 at 08:54 |
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Camry? ...or Camry Hybrid?
If it's the latter, we've got ourselves a crusader.
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450X_FTW
> PRBot II
03/23/2015 at 08:59 |
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Doesnt matter to them. They see a truck as the killer of all things earth friendly
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PRBot II
> 450X_FTW
03/23/2015 at 09:03 |
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...until they buy a new couch. Then it's all "Hey, you have a truck right?".
sellphones2493
> PRBot II
03/23/2015 at 09:03 |
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From the words of the original guy recording, "you're a scumbag".
You sir are also the scumbag. You'd rather record a guy drive away and nearly kill someone rather than step in and actually do something.
Also, they should have left the woman in the car until emergency crews arrived.
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PRBot II
> sellphones2493
03/23/2015 at 09:06 |
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Exactly. She could have had a spinal injury, but the guy was panicking too and no one was thinking clearly.
ttyymmnn
> PRBot II
03/23/2015 at 09:19 |
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Camera guy should have called the cops instead of creating his YouTube moment. Call the cops, stay on the phone, follow the drunk, report the crash.
After the crash, leave the drunk alone. You gain nothing except your own smug satisfaction, and he won't remember anyway. Stay with the victim, but make sure the drunk doesn't leave the scene. If there's no fire, leave the victim in the car . Let the EMTs remove her.
Rainbow
> PRBot II
03/23/2015 at 09:42 |
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Can't tell if that's an accent or if he's just slurring his words that bad.
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PRBot II
> Rainbow
03/23/2015 at 09:45 |
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Maybe a little from column A, and a little from column B.
StndIbnz, Drives a MSRT8
> ttyymmnn
03/23/2015 at 10:53 |
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This, so much this. Drunk guy was dumb, but so was everyone else in that video.