Why can't people on Craigslist spell?

"jkm7680" (jkm7680) 03/21/2015 at 22:31 • Filed to: None

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Or talk properly for that matter.

If you're trying to sell a car to somebody in person, does it go like this?

"HEYYLYO, ME HAVE 2006 FORD VICTORY CROWNOPOCELCIE WIT LOW MILE. DISCAR NEVERE ATAXI AN WIFE DRIIVE NO ME. ERFSDJIGOJPFXJDF."

I didn't think so. I should write shitty Craigslist ads from now on.

ranwhenparked > jkm7680 03/21/2015 at 22:35

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"HEYYLYO, ME HAVE 2006 FORD VICTORY CROWNOPOCELCIE WIT LOW MILE. DISCAR NEVERE ATAXI AN WIFE DRIIVE NO ME. ERFSDJIGOJPFXJDF."

That is far too coherent and intelligently written to pass for a real Craigslist ad. Though, there's no picture, so that part is legit.

whiskeybusiness NOW A DANGER TO CROWDS NEAR YOU > jkm7680 03/21/2015 at 22:35

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Unfortunately, it just accurately represents the vast majority of car owners.

scoob > jkm7680 03/21/2015 at 22:37

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Because they're stupid or insane. Case in point:

http://www.cnn.com/2015/03/19/us/…

jkm7680 > ranwhenparked 03/21/2015 at 22:38

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I'm very sorry.

And if there was a picture, it definitely would be an ex everything.

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > jkm7680 03/21/2015 at 22:45

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The worst thing is when they no thing about there own car, or cars in general.

You I got a 93 Civic, gets like 45mph, and hauls ass bruh, V4 engine, with Vtech, automaitc, 222,222 miles asking 4500, like no rust.

jkm7680 > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 03/21/2015 at 22:46

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Hahaha, love that bungie cord that goes somewhere under the bumper and then somewhere else under that massive rust hole.

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > jkm7680 03/21/2015 at 22:49

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I bet it just connects to itself. lol. water does like to collect to under the spare tire, if the rear windows leak at all, which they do.

Funktheduck > jkm7680 03/21/2015 at 23:03

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Because it's free

Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura > scoob 03/21/2015 at 23:23

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inb4 the occasional dickbag prosecutor declaring the death penalty on her

TwinCharged - Is Now UK Opponaut > jkm7680 03/22/2015 at 03:13

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I excommunicate people who spell like that, or use text speak - there's these two girls in my History class who never show up these days. One of them had the audacity to message me on FB a few nights ago (I don't even talk to her), asking me about what we did in class (a lot since she takes her sweet time not coming). I was so disgusted at the garbled message that I closed the chat window and logged out.