Ricers aren't the only ones with bad taste

"HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles" (hondasfordsvolvo) 03/20/2015 at 00:29 • Filed to: None

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As seen in this El Co

The steering wheels is horribly out of place, and IMO just plain ugly, the seats look to be out of an old Colorado, and look real close on the front edge on the hood. it has these goofy little (I'm assuming) air brush eyes, ugh. oh an typical "I have no idea what wheels should look like" American Racing wheels. Bonus points for the Autozone stick on hood scoop ON TOP of the cowl hood. OH OH OH aaaaaaaaaaaand the SS badging which is basically the same as some kid with a DX coupe throwing Type R stickers on his Civic.

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m-b-w loves his SUBAROO > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 03/20/2015 at 00:36

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I don't know how the hell I know this, but those seats in it are out of a 1999ish Dodge Stratus.

Why would you put Dodge Stratus seats into an El Camino? This guy shouldn't be allowed to own anything nice.

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > m-b-w loves his SUBAROO 03/20/2015 at 00:43

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Why would you even take the bench seat out in the first place, much less throw in crap seats from a late 90's shit box.

bob and john > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 03/20/2015 at 00:43

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only 9K? dam

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > bob and john 03/20/2015 at 00:44

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I know right, I wish I could buy it and fix all the stupid stuff right in front of the owner. Starting with pulling off the stick on scoop.

bob and john > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 03/20/2015 at 00:45

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I kinda like the scoop frankly.

I would totally swap in a 6BT or an ISB frankly

StoneCold > m-b-w loves his SUBAROO 03/20/2015 at 00:58

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I can't not of this line after I saw the skit a few months back.

Alex from Toronto > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 03/20/2015 at 01:03

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The ss badge isn't even straight -_-

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Alex from Toronto 03/20/2015 at 01:05

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IKR

m-b-w loves his SUBAROO > StoneCold 03/20/2015 at 01:59

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IT'S A NICE CAR!

BunkyTheMelon > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 03/20/2015 at 07:48

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I know I'll get blasted for this but I have always found Rancheros/Caminos to be hideous and not at all functional. They can't haul stuff like a truck, and can't haul people like a car. They're the worst of both worlds. Different strokes I guess.....

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > BunkyTheMelon 03/20/2015 at 10:40

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I love know they don't have a huge payload rating, but they would fill all of MY truck needs, like hulling small amounts of lumber,larger furniture, bikes, and yard trimmings, and fulfill all of my muscle car dreams at the same time.

I would want to put a trailer hitch on it though but I don't know what kind of tow capability they have. I would assume you could tow like one 4 wheeler with it, and I'd be fine with that.

BunkyTheMelon > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 03/20/2015 at 10:52

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An El Camino would fulfill ALL your muscle car dreams? Man, that sure is aiming low.

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > BunkyTheMelon 03/20/2015 at 11:19

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Why, I mean with the right engine it's basically a Chevelle, with a 6 foot bed.(I would only want, a second or thrid gen El Camino.)

To me a muscle car means, a big V8, vinyl seats, an automatic trans, or four speed manual, and a body one frame design, with a solid rear axle. The El Co's got all of that. You could even throw in a LS3 and have a 500hp beast, that can also haul your new couch home.

BunkyTheMelon > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 03/20/2015 at 11:27

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I see your point, but when I think muscle car, these don't cross my mind. Like I said before, different strokes for different folks. You'd have to have more than a couch in the bed to keep a 500hp car/truck from being wrapped a round a tree.

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > BunkyTheMelon 03/20/2015 at 11:34

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fair enough.

BunkyTheMelon > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 03/20/2015 at 11:37

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For some reason, I DO really like the utes out of Australia. They are just too batshit to not appreciate. Nice styling, too.