03/19/2015 at 18:24 • Filed to: None | ![]() | ![]() |
"Yes, we will take over the world as planned ."
"No your Royal Hynie, I have no idea why our citizens love your silly monarchy so much."
"I say, I suspect that's because they're a bunch of infantiles who still believe in fairy tales, old chap."
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"You have oil in Britain? Guess you need some 'freedom!' "
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"First we take Berlin, then we get rid of Merkel"
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Well, Maggie's gone.. if we could get rid of Merkel and Putin as well we'd be golden.
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"Mr. President, why do you have a bust of Eddie Murphy?"
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Trollolololololol.
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"First to address the obvious questions. Chancellor Merkel never smiles, does not like being touched, buys her clothes from a thrift store and Prince Valiant was her favorite comic strip character."
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"Who does the decorating here? Looks much better in House of Cards."
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"Excuse me Charles, you don't also have one of those bands like your mother in that everytime someone says your title in a toast they start playing. I had a bad experience last time".
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Yeah, Frank's Red Hot. She puts that *&$#on everything. I've been chafed for weeks.