#STRESSED

"this is not matt farah's foxbodymiata" (fantastic-mr-foxbody) 03/19/2015 at 18:13 • Filed to: Formula FML

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Last year, professional runner-up Nico Rosberg told us he was going to work on his weaknesses over the break and come out fighting. Last weekend, Lewis " !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! " Hamilton gave those hopes and dreams a healthy curb stomping. Let's take a look at some moments from the podium and see how the champ's tail gunner feels about all this.

I could be wrong, but he doesn't look particularly thrilled with the whole situation...

Drink up, bud, it's going to be a lonnnng season.

Tag 'em with your captions. Let's get into this man's head like a crack forensic team. Step aside, !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! , Oppositelock Intelligence Industries Inc. (OIII, mate!) is on the case.

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > this is not matt farah's foxbodymiata 03/19/2015 at 18:31

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So tell me, how does it feel being second?

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > this is not matt farah's foxbodymiata 03/19/2015 at 18:32

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Maybe if the angle's juuuuust right....

lucky's pepper > this is not matt farah's foxbodymiata 03/19/2015 at 18:40

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While Rosberg faded in the second half of last season like a pair of Chinese blue jeans I hope he pulls his head out of his rectum and finds some pace. Because...

1: I really dislike Hamilton

2: If we don't even have a Mercedes inter-team battle to watch I fear it will be an extraordinarily boring season.

this is not matt farah's foxbodymiata > lucky's pepper 03/19/2015 at 18:47

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Oh I don't hate Rosberg at all, I kind of feel for him too because races like this are totally humiliating... Hamilton had control the entire time, period. He better get his shit together too, because when you have Merc's lapping Red Bull's and McLarens in formation, that's not good racing haha.

Hamilton is kind of a idiot and a child in a lot of ways, but he's a much better driver it seems. Consistently faster during a race while conserving tires and fuel better than anyone, asking for help from the pits less and yet still controlling the race, and at at the end of the day he's more aggressive when he's fighting for position, better to watch.

Basically, get it the fuck together Nico this isn't gonna be easy.

whoarder is tellurium > this is not matt farah's foxbodymiata 03/19/2015 at 19:05

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Prof. Dr. Thomas Weber!

lucky's pepper > this is not matt farah's foxbodymiata 03/19/2015 at 19:08

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Yeah I feel a bit for Rosberg too as this has got to be tough. But then I think of how he can roll around in his big piles of money with some hot chicks to sooth his self-esteem.

And while I don't disagree that Hamilton's showing himself to be the better driver at least Rosberg's handling getting his ass spanked with some class. Can you imagine how Hamilton would act if the tables were turned?

this is not matt farah's foxbodymiata > lucky's pepper 03/19/2015 at 19:12

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Haha oh I don't doubt Hamilton loosing would be entertainingly bad.

#CURSED

Destructive Tester > this is not matt farah's foxbodymiata 03/19/2015 at 19:54

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Maybe Nico needs to see that a number of posters of Nicole suddenly appear around the factory and pictures get "accidentally" left around the pit at races...

this is not matt farah's foxbodymiata > Destructive Tester 03/19/2015 at 20:03

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Maybe Roscoe and/or Coco need to go on a little unplanned vacation.

Destructive Tester > this is not matt farah's foxbodymiata 03/19/2015 at 22:51

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Woah, let's not go overboard! We don't want Lewis going all Liam Neeson on us...