BBC Statement on Top Gear

"area man" (hurrburgring) 03/19/2015 at 15:55 • Filed to: None

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!!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! : "Following last week's suspension of Jeremy Clarkson, Ken MacQuarrie (director of BBC Scotland) is now considering the evidence and will report to the Director-General on his findings next week. Once this has been considered, we will set out any further steps. The BBC will not be offering further commentary until then."

So, how much wild speculation will happen this weekend? So, so much.

itschrome > area man 03/19/2015 at 15:57

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My confidential source on the inside has told me Top gear will live on and Jeremy will continue to be part of the team, how ever in order to do so he will be chemically castrated and put on a steady dose of estrogen.

Hermann > itschrome 03/19/2015 at 15:59

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"Some say he has sensitive nipples, and other say those pants make his ass look big. All we know is... are you crying again, Jezza? Come on, I was not trying to be offensive."

Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. > itschrome 03/19/2015 at 16:00

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Strange. Mine told me that his body was to be hermetically sealed from the neck down inside a plexiglass box and a shock collar was to be permanently applied and set to activate anytime he said the names of anyone or anything besides car manufacturer names.

itschrome > Hermann 03/19/2015 at 16:01

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Nice!

Mercedes Streeter > itschrome 03/19/2015 at 16:03

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This is funny, because a few days ago I added an exception to Chrome to change the name "Jeremy Clarkson" to "Jennifer Clarkson".

itschrome > Mercedes Streeter 03/19/2015 at 16:05

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HAHAHAHAHA.. Also, I need no exceptions! I am already quite exceptional, thank you very much!

Steve in Manhattan > area man 03/19/2015 at 16:06

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Monday night on BBC-America was packed full of Top Gear , just not the new ones. So if I would be offended by Clarkson in a new one, shouldn't I be horrified by any appearance? This is just silly.

ceanderson920 > itschrome 03/19/2015 at 16:06

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My source told me Oprah and Elton John were taking over for Jeremy AND Hammond. Leaving it with James Elton and Oprah. With Dr. Phil as the Stig

Rainbow > area man 03/19/2015 at 16:10

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Troll the respawn, Jeremy. :(

(I love you if you get that, but no spoilers please.)

E92M3 > area man 03/19/2015 at 16:20

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This is fabricated as a precursor for their upcoming April Fools joke.

Svend > area man 03/19/2015 at 16:48

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Either way it should make for an interesting programme when he hosts Have I Got News For You in May I think it was said.

Cebu > E92M3 03/20/2015 at 11:00

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Quite possibly.