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"traderQAMobileTestAutomationMobileBoostOn" (el-peasant) 03/19/2015 at 15:46 • Filed to: None

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Its similar to a bro truck, with a dash of redneck. They're everywhere in my neck of the woods. So common that one from my school passed my house while I am writing this, and it's the one that I was imagining for this article . The vehicle of choice for the "cool kids."

Most commonly:

2003-2006 Silverado crew or extended cab - black, blue, silver, or white

Full tinted windows

Roof rack w/tire

Really bright HIDs

Exhaust that sounds like popcorn, dual tips out the corners 45°

Browning, Ducks Unlimited, and/or Costa Del Mar stickers on the back window

4 or 6 inch lift

Big mud terrain tires

And the one that passed had every one of these.

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > traderQAMobileTestAutomationMobileBoostOn 03/19/2015 at 15:49

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Aren't all bro-trucks redneck? I'm sure that many said bros would deny it, but they're wrong.

traderQAMobileTestAutomationMobileBoostOn > SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie 03/19/2015 at 15:54

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Yep, one Google search of "bro truck" revealed the similiarities, but the drivers seem different for some reason. Find an image of a bro truck driver, put him in a mossy oak jacket with jeans and steel toe boots, there ya go.

HammerheadFistpunch > traderQAMobileTestAutomationMobileBoostOn 03/19/2015 at 15:55

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Bro trucks. Just different dialects.

lonestranger > traderQAMobileTestAutomationMobileBoostOn 03/19/2015 at 15:55

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That sure sounds like a bro truck to me. Like SidewaysOnDirt said, bro trucks are automatically at least somewhat redneck.

WesBarton89 - The Way to Santa Fe > traderQAMobileTestAutomationMobileBoostOn 03/19/2015 at 15:56

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We have them all over the place. My term for them is Brobillies.

Eric @ opposite-lock.com > SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie 03/19/2015 at 15:57

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Bros are suburban rednecks, but also a unique SoCal subculture that is often imitated elsewhere in the country. I think he's describing some kind of hybrid between a rural redneck and a proper bro.

traderQAMobileTestAutomationMobileBoostOn > WesBarton89 - The Way to Santa Fe 03/19/2015 at 15:58

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Brobillies - I must start saying that.

traderQAMobileTestAutomationMobileBoostOn > Eric @ opposite-lock.com 03/19/2015 at 16:04

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It's a new species. The scientists must be put to work.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie 03/19/2015 at 16:14

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Not necessarily, rednecks usually come up with good ideas that sound bad in practice, but make tons of money: NASCAR/Truck Nutz. Removing suspension travel and making things not function as they should is very anti-redneck.

crowmolly > traderQAMobileTestAutomationMobileBoostOn 03/19/2015 at 16:15

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I called a driver a Mossy Joke once. Does that fit?

Smartguy5001 > traderQAMobileTestAutomationMobileBoostOn 03/19/2015 at 16:45

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We call them Bro-Dozers

deekster_caddy > traderQAMobileTestAutomationMobileBoostOn 03/19/2015 at 17:00

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I'm pretty sure "bro-truck" fits the description above. Just because they don't have massive amounts of lift doesn't mean it's not bro'd out.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > traderQAMobileTestAutomationMobileBoostOn 03/19/2015 at 23:14

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Bro + Redneck = Bredneck?