Need to vent some rage (nsfw words)

"R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet" (r-saldana) 03/16/2015 at 16:15 • Filed to: Users are Losers IT life!!!

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So that I do not flip out on the users on my network.

How titty-fucking hard is it to explain to me what you see on your dick cheese computer screen while you are out in bumfuck blah blah blah. Jeez, I mean come on dude just communicate with me one bit and I will bend over backwards to help your stupid fucking ass. I mean seriously how mootherfucking hard can it be to get your password right? I don't even get this shit. It is two motherfucking thousand fifteen! Ya'll motherfuckers put passwords on every bitch-ass ting on this urf. Ya'll bitches is dumb. (This shit got me so mad, that the inner BBW is coming out - I am a hispanic male - I get like this because raised in Memphis) Rage gif dump = post some angry looking cars and trucks

For Sweden > R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet 03/16/2015 at 16:19

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I understood 0% of this

R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet > For Sweden 03/16/2015 at 16:19

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Oh you

lone_liberal > R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet 03/16/2015 at 16:20

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I just got included on an email thread that had been bouncing between some of our web developers about our fucking web site being borked. If they had bothered to include me in the conversation I could have reverted to a backup hours ago. It's a good thing we're a small company and our site doesn't get a shit load of traffic.

Dukie - Jalopnik Emergency Management Asshole > R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet 03/16/2015 at 16:20

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I recently upgraded our print server, so all the printer mapping that the users had wouldn't work. I wrote up what one person called, "Army Proof", directions on what to do so they could print again.

I'm still getting people asking why they can't print.

Me: "Did you read my e-mail?"
User: "Uhhhhhhh..."

R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet > Dukie - Jalopnik Emergency Management Asshole 03/16/2015 at 16:22

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"What is an email?"

"It's like a text message from your computer to mine."

"Oh you mean a 'double envelope'? I call it that because that is what the link looks like. Can you just like you know, make computer works for mes?"

\pulling back the hammer of a snub nose revolver - raises to temple

Hey you were the Oppo that wanted some cert tools, right?

crowmolly > R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet 03/16/2015 at 16:23

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What I used to do:

https://secure.logmeinrescue.com/customer/code.…

Please go to this URL, enter the code, then go get a sandwich

R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet > crowmolly 03/16/2015 at 16:26

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Lol, yeah I used this at a previous job, but my current one has certain restrictions and limitations, I have to use MS Lync to get to myu remote users who have often literally never been to the office and never will

extraspecialbitter > R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet 03/16/2015 at 16:26

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emo-sigh.

Such is life. BTW, do you get those assholes who keep asking you about that shitty SNL sketch "Nick Burns: Your Company's Computer Guy"?

Me: "Oh yeah! That's a pretty funny sketch." (fuckyoufuckyoufuckyoudieinpigrotshitforbrainsloser)

Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. > R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet 03/16/2015 at 16:26

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As someone who has done my share of tech support, I say this is an accurate description of most end users.

R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet > extraspecialbitter 03/16/2015 at 16:27

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R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. 03/16/2015 at 16:28

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\user life

R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. 03/16/2015 at 16:29

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All hail the holy mute button on Cisco VoIP phones. And the "awesome" part is I am not the tech support guy, I'm the sys admin, but do to cutbacks I am the only IT guy besides my business analyst director of IT

nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul > R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet 03/16/2015 at 16:35

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worked customer service and tech support for Alltel and retail for Verizon. this was when everyone was getting a cell phone then when the tweens thought it was a good idea to convince mom and dad to get their 80 year old grandmother an iPhone. If the microwave is too complex to operate and you still use a VCR .. you don't need an iPhone!

The worst part was working in retail I'd have to deal with the scum of the earth and appear happy and excited to help them.

Now I work alone in Field IT

TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet 03/16/2015 at 16:37

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End users, I wish I could hate each and everyone of them to death. Repeatedly!

Scary__goongala! > R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet 03/16/2015 at 16:38

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TVR with rabies. Very angry...

ly2v8-Brian > R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet 03/16/2015 at 16:44

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Directions unclear, internet is on fire.

RustedSprinter > R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet 03/16/2015 at 16:44

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Maybe IT isnt right for you.

qbeezy > R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet 03/16/2015 at 16:45

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Sorry about your day. But thanks for adding to my gif army!

itschrome > Dukie - Jalopnik Emergency Management Asshole 03/16/2015 at 16:54

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sounds like you made lifer harder on your self. After updating the print server why not just setup a script to remap them at sign in. an extra min of work would have halted all head aches.

R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet > RustedSprinter 03/16/2015 at 17:09

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There is technical incompetence and then there is technical laziness, today's episode was the latter.

///Mvious > R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet 03/16/2015 at 17:10

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This thread perfectly summarized my day.

You, sir, are a gentleman and a scholar.

R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet > ///Mvious 03/16/2015 at 17:13

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you're welcome

EL_ULY > R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet 03/16/2015 at 17:20

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just image yourself on this :]

Dukie - Jalopnik Emergency Management Asshole > itschrome 03/16/2015 at 17:27

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Any other network, I probably would have, but we have enough issues with our drive mapping script that I didn't think it was worth it. Also, we're a bunch of Comm guys, you'd think they could follow simple instructions with pictures.

RustedSprinter > R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet 03/16/2015 at 17:37

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I understand it can be frustrating. I deal with technical laziness all the time in the IT dept for a Community College. I just spent 15 mins trying to explain how to open a new tab in Firefox over the phone.

R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet > RustedSprinter 03/16/2015 at 17:56

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jvirgs drives a Subaru > R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet 03/16/2015 at 18:10

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YASSSSS

jvirgs drives a Subaru > R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet 03/16/2015 at 18:13

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Y'all bitches is dumb!

Best line in the post!

My personal favorite

deekster_caddy > R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet 03/17/2015 at 16:54

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Oh god I had to do this today with someone. "I can't get to the file server, it's not working" (checks VPN logins...) "Are you connected to the VPN?" "Yes" "Can I see your desktop?" (views desktop) "I don't see the VPN connection. Let's go here..." (helps user figure out forgotten VPN password, etc)

This after the user hasn't checked in in months, and unloads on me yesterday with a whole bunch of problems, of which I fixed ALL of them. And I leave with "Please let me know if you are having problems with something as soon as you are having the problems..."

I'd much rather be driving a car than a computer... but here I am helping you out with your computer instead, so let me help you! All you have to do is ask!

(BTW GoToAssist totally rocks for remote user support - "OK, wait a sec while I take over your desktop...")

deekster_caddy > Dukie - Jalopnik Emergency Management Asshole 03/17/2015 at 16:55

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I finally started pushing printers out to computers on our network because nobody would read my emails. I _think_ I can shut down the old print server now... 4 months later...

R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet > deekster_caddy 03/17/2015 at 16:56

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Yeah I do love the logmeins and gotoassist but unfortunately the budget does not permit purchasing licensing for our large remote user field

deekster_caddy > R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet 03/17/2015 at 16:58

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Yeah it can get pretty pricey. We are a smaller company (50-ish) and bundled it with GoToMeeting and Sharefile, so it works out pretty well price wise.