Oppositelock Cool Wall Update

"TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
03/12/2015 at 15:00 • Filed to: oppo cool wall

These were surprisingly close. The NSX was only two votes from uncool, and the TheFerrari was one vote from cool. The rest got sub-zero, as expected.

Let's do this:

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SRT Viper

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Chevrolet SS

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Okay Oppo: seriously-uncool, uncool, cool, or sub-zero?

DISCUSSION (39)

Herr Quattro - Has a 4-Motion > TheHondaBro
03/12/2015 at 15:08

Yes! This is the only series thing I actually check into on Opposite Lock.

Oh and my own personal Lego series thing... That I need to write that update article on... (Right, need to get to that)

Anyway, Carry On.

(oh suggestion: SCG-003)

Milky > TheHondaBro
03/12/2015 at 15:09

If you voted the viper seriously uncool please

Kinja'd!!!

itschrome > TheHondaBro
03/12/2015 at 15:09

How can you seriously call the XLR-V uncool? 2 door 2 seat Cadillac with a supercharged Northstar?! It really doesn't get much cooler than that!

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > TheHondaBro
03/12/2015 at 15:09

We need a "Rides of Oppo" cool wall. Unfortunately, the bell curve might be skewed a bit too far to the right.

TheHondaBro > Herr Quattro - Has a 4-Motion
03/12/2015 at 15:10

That's great to hear!

I feel like one day I should just put up the most outrageous cars, like the SCG-003 and the SVS Codatronca.

TheHondaBro > SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie
03/12/2015 at 15:10

MY ACCORD IS TOO SUB-ZERO!!!

FKA-RacecaR > itschrome
03/12/2015 at 15:10

Sure it does. And there are 4 examples of that on this list.

TheHondaBro > itschrome
03/12/2015 at 15:11

I honestly like the styling. I think it looks great with that angular shape.

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > TheHondaBro
03/12/2015 at 15:11

Aerodeck? Wait, why am I asking? Of course it is!

Kinja'd!!!

TheHondaBro > SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie
03/12/2015 at 15:12

The Aerodeck is extinct.

Wait...

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DrScientist > TheHondaBro
03/12/2015 at 15:15

for all of our collective hemming and hawing... how can 10 of us (at this point) think the SS is uncool or seriously uncool? i bet its going to end up in the "cool" section, but still... that anyone is calling this car uncool is anti-oppo.

nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul > SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie
03/12/2015 at 15:16

I'll second the motion for a rides of Oppo cool wall

Herr Quattro - Has a 4-Motion > TheHondaBro
03/12/2015 at 15:16

sweet

I find it intresting that while the P1, and 918 are listed as subzero, LaFerrari got voted uncool....

I'm think I voted cool for LaFerrari, and sub-zero for the others... Because fuck Ferrari.

TheHondaBro > Herr Quattro - Has a 4-Motion
03/12/2015 at 15:19

Yeah seriously, Ferrari is being really annoying lately. Last night I tried making human counterparts to certain car manufacturers, and Ferrari was the douchy, snobby affluent kid who always takes his Nikon DSLR places and talks about his helicopters.

thebigbossyboss > Milky
03/12/2015 at 15:23

But the canucks won that series.

Herr Quattro - Has a 4-Motion > TheHondaBro
03/12/2015 at 15:23

It's a pain... Porsche is a pain the virtual world, but in the real world there great, &vice versa for Ferrari

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > TheHondaBro
03/12/2015 at 15:26

The thing I love most about the vanquish isn't the sexy coupe body. It isn't the James Bond heritage. It isn't even the stonking great V12 and exhaust note.......It's the name.

Go on.

Say it.

Say it out loud.

Vanquish

........And into the fridge it goes. While I need to go hit the restroom for a minute or two.....

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > Milky
03/12/2015 at 15:30

I wasn't going to. Then I saw this. Now I did.

415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) > Herr Quattro - Has a 4-Motion
03/12/2015 at 15:43

For me McLaren are the anal, kind of dull people. It's a hypercar, go nuts. Konnegsegg are going to show them up. For me there is the sleek German option or the red Italian between the big 3.

AMC/Renauledge > itschrome
03/12/2015 at 15:50

Because only guys who wear gold chains around their necks and wrists, and their tanned-to-oblivion bleach-blonde trophy wives in Florida drive these.

It sold poorly, was much slower than the older-tech Corvette it was based on, had an interior styled by Compaq, and was saddled with the additional weight and complexity of a folding metal roof.

I happen to like the car. But it's not a car you look cool driving.

Sir_Stig: and toxic masculinity ruins the party again. > itschrome
03/12/2015 at 15:52

C6 did it better. I'm sure it drives fine, but in no way is it cool. It's like if the corvette is a blue collar midlife crisis car, the XLR-V is the midlife crisis car of people who still buy A&F.

misfitmascots > Milky
03/12/2015 at 16:10

exactly

misfitmascots > TheHondaBro
03/12/2015 at 16:12

How is the Laferrari uncool but not the P1 and 918?

Dusty Ventures > SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie
03/12/2015 at 16:13

Agreed, but to try and make it fair(ish) I think the cars need to go up without the owner's name attached to them when they're being voted on. Otherwise cars may be voted cool/uncool based on how the person voting likes the owner. Admittedly some Oppo-owned cars are unique or recognized enough around here that even without an attached name everyone will know whose it is (both of mine for example), but still.

Milky > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles
03/12/2015 at 16:16

The worst kind of opponaut.

Milky > thebigbossyboss
03/12/2015 at 16:17

Suicide bear don't care.

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > Milky
03/12/2015 at 16:18

Worst? Oh no, not by a long shot. I can do so much more....

Kinja'd!!!

Milky > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles
03/12/2015 at 16:21

Kinja'd!!!

472CID > TheHondaBro
03/12/2015 at 16:28

With the manual the SS is sub zero, without it's just cool. Aren't fridges kept above zero for both C and F?

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > Milky
03/12/2015 at 16:38

Are they?

Are you sure?

re you reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeally sure?

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Pabuuu, JDM car enthusiast & Italian parts hoarder > TheHondaBro
03/12/2015 at 16:38

What is wrong with the Caddilac? That's a cool car.

Milky > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles
03/12/2015 at 16:43

I've said it before and I'll say it again, the LMP-ish wiper is the only thing I like better on the concept.

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > Milky
03/12/2015 at 16:49

So you also like the addition of.....CELINE DION?!?!?

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Milky > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles
03/12/2015 at 16:54

DO YOU NOT?! She's the perfect example of 90's milf.

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themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > Milky
03/12/2015 at 16:57

On a scale of 1 to Hockey, how canadian are you?

Herr Quattro - Has a 4-Motion > 415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°)
03/12/2015 at 17:01

Ferrari LaFerrari: Prick, who has ego issues combined with self-confidence issues.

Porsche 918: Nerd, who doesn't give a fuck.

McLaren P1: Badass who doesn't give a fuck about the rules, but has serious Ego issues.

While Im not a fan of the McLaren symbols used everywhere, it's not a Ferrari.

And while I love Porsche, Porsche just didn't quiete go out there with the styling. Oh and is a prick for licensing to EA.

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > itschrome
03/12/2015 at 18:04

Because auto only, and may as well just buy a Corvette. It looks better, drives better, and handles better.

turbojames > TheHondaBro
03/12/2015 at 18:53

The... the the the the... LAFERRARI IS UNCOOL? What the fuck is going on with you guys? I mean, keep Oppo weird, sure, but seriously what the fuck are those voters smoking?

Milky > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles
03/12/2015 at 23:49

Haha, I actually just got back home from my first red wings game ever ….. so a 5?