YOUR NEW TOP GEAR HOST EVERYONE!

"TheHondaBro" (wwaveform) 03/10/2015 at 16:41 • Filed to: None

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Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh > TheHondaBro 03/10/2015 at 16:42

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Yeah.. how about NO! :P

this is not matt farah's foxbodymiata > TheHondaBro 03/10/2015 at 16:51

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*Raises cost of being a presenter until Hammond and May till have to drop out*

*uses CGI and clever editing to make all comparo tests and races Bernie Vs. Bernie with a fake mustache vs. Bernie in a hat*

*only tests luxury cars that cost over 150k because young viewers aren't going to buy those damn hatchbacks and ridiculous supercars anyway*

*is suprised and angry when viewership suddenly drops by 98 percent*

*solves problem by abandoning dunsfold, moving production to an Emirate no one else cares about, films all reviews on flat dry corners that look the same*

Svend > TheHondaBro 03/10/2015 at 16:56

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If he gets stuck/confused by one of these

then one of these will to

not to mention one of these

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and this would fry his brain

PS9 > TheHondaBro 03/10/2015 at 16:59

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That would be the least fun thing to happen this year.

and 100 more > TheHondaBro 03/10/2015 at 17:25

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First episode:

"What the hell is all this? I can't make money at this!"

*walks off, quits show, steals gaffer's sandwich from fridge in breakroom*

TheHondaBro > and 100 more 03/10/2015 at 20:31

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Poor gaffer.

66671 - 200 [METRIC] my dash > TheHondaBro 03/10/2015 at 22:30

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omg yas