5 Best Hearses For Different People

"Margin Of Error" (marginoferror) 03/10/2015 at 15:59 • Filed to: hearses

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Hearses are like Pizza, they come in different size with different choices of sauce, meat and cheese. To each their own.

Here are the 5 best hearses from Bing images.

10 - Volvo 240 Shooting Break hearse

I you lived as a Jalop, you want this to be your last ride. It is also probably manual.

9 - The GAZ-13C hearse

If you are a little bit communist, you want this to be your last ride.

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8 - The Mercedes E-class hearse

If you are an exhibitionist, you want to be seen riding this to your grave

7 - The Lincoln MKT Hearse

If you're a soccer mom, you want to go away in a stylish crossover

6 - The Stutz Hearse

If you like fancy stuff, this classic hearse is for you

Your boy, BJR > Margin Of Error 03/10/2015 at 16:09

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The #1 best hearse for someone the universe hasn't finished punching in the dick quite yet.

Margin Of Error > Your boy, BJR 03/10/2015 at 16:12

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That's a sad way to go

JGrabowMSt > Margin Of Error 03/10/2015 at 16:15

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The only way for me to go.

Cé hé sin > Margin Of Error 03/10/2015 at 16:16

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We see here that there are different fashions for your last trip.

Americans prefer to be hidden, others often favour a more exposed arrangement. No 8 is a style typical of the UK and Ireland. It's a standard hearse, not a weird exhibitionist one.

Svend > Margin Of Error 03/10/2015 at 16:20

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There is always the Land Rover Defender hearse.

Rolls Royce hearse.

Chris_K_F drives an FR-Slow > Margin Of Error 03/10/2015 at 16:22

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If I wasn't going to be cremated, I'd want this hearse.

not for canada - australian in disguise > Margin Of Error 03/10/2015 at 16:26

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Or, if you want to get carried in a supercharged V8 Jaaaag.

Margin Of Error > Chris_K_F drives an FR-Slow 03/10/2015 at 16:32

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Crematory urns are often carried in hearses. Kinda defeat the purpose of all the coach building efforts.

The Stig's InternetUsingCousin > Cé hé sin 03/10/2015 at 16:38

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Plus it's not like they just chuck bodies in there, I'm pretty sure they use coffins too.

Margin Of Error > not for canada - australian in disguise 03/10/2015 at 16:46

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Why so much greenhouse ?

Margin Of Error > Cé hé sin 03/10/2015 at 16:47

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Ah ok, good to know

not for canada - australian in disguise > Margin Of Error 03/10/2015 at 17:08

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this is not matt farah's foxbodymiata > Margin Of Error 03/10/2015 at 17:27

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The perfect hearse for the person who wants to delay their final test as long as possible.

If you're lucky, you'll get beached on a pebble or crack an oil pan and get another few hours above ground.

(Yeah yeah I know it's probably bagged, but a guy can dream that somewhere someone is scraping around in a static hearse.)

greenagain > Margin Of Error 03/10/2015 at 18:16

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I think that may be a "Packard", not a Stutz

BobR > Margin Of Error 03/18/2015 at 00:13

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I know I am late to this post, but I am surprised no one posted the E type hearse from Harold and Maude.