Lunch Time Photoshop

"HammerheadFistpunch" (hammerheadfistpunch) 03/09/2015 at 16:22 • Filed to: None

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How did I do?

505Turbeaux > HammerheadFistpunch 03/09/2015 at 16:24

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screw with the how/see box and it is brilliant. Move how right and see left

CalzoneGolem > HammerheadFistpunch 03/09/2015 at 16:26

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I'm totally into this one.

CPT Speedbump > HammerheadFistpunch 03/09/2015 at 16:27

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The bottom row is probably the funniest, how Jeep and Landcruiser owners see land rover owners

HammerheadFistpunch > 505Turbeaux 03/09/2015 at 16:28

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more better?

FJ80WaitinForaLSV8 > HammerheadFistpunch 03/09/2015 at 16:28

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Love it. Whats up with the kids dancing around a poll?

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > HammerheadFistpunch 03/09/2015 at 16:28

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This is accurate except for Series owners. The hillbillyness of a Series outshines all that a Jeep can hope to muster and more, so in that instance the self-image is reflected, in pride.

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > HammerheadFistpunch 03/09/2015 at 16:28

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What? People who fix their Land Rovers?

HammerheadFistpunch > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 03/09/2015 at 16:29

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Ah, but you notice, you aren't a land rover owner at that point...you are a series owner.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > HammerheadFistpunch 03/09/2015 at 16:30

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I prefer "insane primitive low-compression pile of corroded dogshit cultist". Longer, but more panache.

HammerheadFistpunch > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 03/09/2015 at 16:30

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panache is key.

505Turbeaux > HammerheadFistpunch 03/09/2015 at 16:34

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more confusing, reverse that and it will be more readable

505Turbeaux > HammerheadFistpunch 03/09/2015 at 16:36

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HammerheadFistpunch > 505Turbeaux 03/09/2015 at 16:38

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Got it will change in a minute

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > HammerheadFistpunch 03/09/2015 at 16:39

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"It's fisting time you damn Nazis!"

HammerheadFistpunch > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 03/09/2015 at 16:40

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Basically, yeah

Dusty Ventures > HammerheadFistpunch 03/09/2015 at 16:41

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This is diamonds

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > FJ80WaitinForaLSV8 03/09/2015 at 16:45

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It appears to be a Family Guy reference. The "London Silly Nannies".

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Patriot_G…

TheHondaBro > HammerheadFistpunch 03/09/2015 at 16:47

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Land Cruiser master race.

FJ80WaitinForaLSV8 > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 03/09/2015 at 16:51

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Ah, no wonder I didn't get the reference.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > FJ80WaitinForaLSV8 03/09/2015 at 16:54

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I haven't seen the episode in question, but it was maypole dancing (i.e. English Silliness) + Family Guy art style, so a quick Googling of "maypole family guy" later, and it was exactly what I expected.

472CID > HammerheadFistpunch 03/09/2015 at 16:59

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Land Rover drivers think Land Cruisers are always being repaired? shouldn't it be the other way 'round?

Edit I was reading it backwards.

HammerheadFistpunch > 472CID 03/09/2015 at 17:01

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I think you are reading it wrong. The column is the How ____ see" and the Row is the who they see

472CID > HammerheadFistpunch 03/09/2015 at 17:02

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Yup quickly realized that

4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 03/09/2015 at 17:15

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I'll be keeping those words. Thanks.

Flat Six > HammerheadFistpunch 03/09/2015 at 17:48

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Hilarious. However, who are the Land Cruiser owners on the far right middle? Just a suburban couple, or somebody specific?

HammerheadFistpunch > Flat Six 03/09/2015 at 17:51

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Flat Six > HammerheadFistpunch 03/09/2015 at 17:55

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Oh yeah, "grounded to the ground". Duh, thanks!

Andrew P. Collins > HammerheadFistpunch 03/09/2015 at 20:01

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Hahahaha this is glorious. I'm going to make a formatted topshot and share this to Truck Yeah.

Do Ferd, Chebby, and Goat next!

HammerheadFistpunch > Andrew P. Collins 03/09/2015 at 20:09

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Thanks man will do

DerW220 > HammerheadFistpunch 03/09/2015 at 20:39

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Extra points to you for the Camel Trophy reference!

Jared Glentz > HammerheadFistpunch 03/09/2015 at 20:39

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Gabriel > HammerheadFistpunch 03/09/2015 at 20:42

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Overlander of the Year 2013: www.landcruisingadventure.com . Worth to follow.

Renault R8 Gordini from 1966 > HammerheadFistpunch 03/09/2015 at 20:43

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This is why we can't have nice things Obama, thanks, Michelle

Kokun > HammerheadFistpunch 03/09/2015 at 20:46

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I love how uncle sam is about to get down on some shit.

ayaws > 505Turbeaux 03/09/2015 at 20:48

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This is pretty awesome. I typically think of Jeep owners (more like GC owners) as those broken down on the side of the road waiting for a tow. Possibly with rental car stickers on it.

FWIW, I own a 200-series Land Cruiser which sees regular offroad duty.

Eric @ opposite-lock.com > HammerheadFistpunch 03/09/2015 at 20:48

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This is why we cannot have nice things.

Patrick Frawley > HammerheadFistpunch 03/09/2015 at 20:50

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Is it weird that I can totally see this as a personality test and I know exactly where I belong here?

Or am I spending too much time on Buzzfeed?

SquigleySquirel > HammerheadFistpunch 03/09/2015 at 20:51

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Jacob J > HammerheadFistpunch 03/09/2015 at 20:53

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A family member of mine is a employee of Chrysler whom arranges the necessary needs to put a future vehicle in production. When I asked them what we can expect in the future, they said that near 2018 Jeep will be building a Range Rover competitor called the "Grand Wagoneer" (obviously a revival of the previous Grand Wagoneer) which would be priced up from 60,000. I am surprised word about the project hasn't been released yet, but I can confirm (whether or not you believe me, my statement stands) that this project is in way to production in the future.

Eric @ opposite-lock.com > SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie 03/09/2015 at 20:54

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With the included hammer and some giraffe wool, usually.

nkalman > HammerheadFistpunch 03/09/2015 at 20:55

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ROUNDED TO THE GROUND

jkm7680 > HammerheadFistpunch 03/09/2015 at 20:55

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Gets truer by the second.

Fuel_of_Satan > HammerheadFistpunch 03/09/2015 at 21:02

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I like how Land Cruiser owners only think "Toyota". Even Jeep and Land Rover owners are Toyota people, really, they just don't understand it yet.

Troll is English for Troll > HammerheadFistpunch 03/09/2015 at 21:02

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We're never cutting this couple any slack, are we?

Because I won't.

In a Mini; let them mock me as My Mini Countryman is higher than you > Patrick Frawley 03/09/2015 at 21:04

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LR Starter kit

Fuel_of_Satan > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 03/09/2015 at 21:06

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DonKeybals > Jared Glentz 03/09/2015 at 21:10

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It's Jeep thing. You wouldn't understand.

Sarconio > HammerheadFistpunch 03/09/2015 at 21:11

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Not only did I just lose 30 seconds of my life. But I think a few brain cells went with it. These are not the type of people you want to attach your car brand to. These people are idiots. Doesn't really need to be said though, considering they bought a Camry...

Stef Schrader > HammerheadFistpunch 03/09/2015 at 21:14

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This amazed all the balls.

scoob > DonKeybals 03/09/2015 at 21:18

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Pretty sure that's a Ferrari, dude.

jimz > HammerheadFistpunch 03/09/2015 at 21:19

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Land Rover owners have no basis for criticizing anyone else. The British car industry collapsed because they made absolute junk. And continued to make execrable junk after British Leyland was bailed out.

for the life of me, I have no idea how Brits can be so fucking arrogant with a straight face. The British Empire died over 100 years ago.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Fuel_of_Satan 03/09/2015 at 21:21

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Because the idea of a vehicle dying of anything other than a viking death is foreign to us Toyota owners. Or head gaskets.

RaptorConner > HammerheadFistpunch 03/09/2015 at 21:23

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This is why I drive a Bronco, the official truck of the Jeep recovery unit:

Blondude > HammerheadFistpunch 03/09/2015 at 21:28

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As a Land Cruiser owner living in the Land of Rovers and Jeeps, I'm surrounded by hoopties and Power Wheels.

404 Name Not Found > HammerheadFistpunch 03/09/2015 at 21:32

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As a 100 owner, this is definitely true with almost all LC's. But that's because how versatile they are. Extremely capable off-roader, reliable, and still maintains high-end Japanese assembled quality.

HammerheadFistpunch > Troll is English for Troll 03/09/2015 at 21:42

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I do feel bad I admit, just not bad enough

TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > HammerheadFistpunch 03/09/2015 at 21:44

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I love it, you need more stars!

DMCVegas > HammerheadFistpunch 03/09/2015 at 21:45

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Wait. So Land Rover owners see Land Cruiser owners as.... women who are capable enough to repair a Land Rover?

Am I missing something?

HammerheadFistpunch > Gabriel 03/09/2015 at 21:48

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Yup, freaking hero's.

Maxaxle > 404 Name Not Found 03/09/2015 at 21:53

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Meh, they're edging towards "beigy lifted sedan" territory these days.

kahpentah > HammerheadFistpunch 03/09/2015 at 21:53

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Truly fawkin brilliant.

T-Marr > HammerheadFistpunch 03/09/2015 at 21:54

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I hate jeeps! Rover boner here.

ctchrisf > HammerheadFistpunch 03/09/2015 at 21:56

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eww,

I just hate those people soo much, I didn't think I could feel this much rage.

dogisbadob > HammerheadFistpunch 03/09/2015 at 21:58

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awesome face

Pdb > In a Mini; let them mock me as My Mini Countryman is higher than you 03/09/2015 at 21:58

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I hope socket set's metric

dogisbadob > HammerheadFistpunch 03/09/2015 at 22:00

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You should've transposed it. That is, How should be vertical, and see should be the horizontal

...........see Jeep LC LR
how
Jeep
LC
LR

dataPOG > HammerheadFistpunch 03/09/2015 at 22:03

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Shouldn't that be the first and third column of that row?

Dy-no-mite Jay > HammerheadFistpunch 03/09/2015 at 22:03

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Seems pretty accurate to me.

Dy-no-mite Jay > Fuel_of_Satan 03/09/2015 at 22:07

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That was a great movie!

TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > In a Mini; let them mock me as My Mini Countryman is higher than you 03/09/2015 at 22:08

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Yeah, not so much. Yere's a real LR starter kit.

If it doesn't work, you're not hitting hard enough.

SaRcAsTiMoDe: ON > In a Mini; let them mock me as My Mini Countryman is higher than you 03/09/2015 at 22:09

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Hope its metric.

TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 03/09/2015 at 22:10

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Vikings rusted away to nothing? Huh, TIL.

Have Jeep, will travel. > RaptorConner 03/09/2015 at 22:11

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Haha, yeah if I wait for a Bronco owner to pull me out, I'm screwed. They never see dirt. Their pretty boy owners are all cruising to get orange mocha frappuccinos and having gas fights.

All kidding aside, I like the old Broncos and the one club here in Socal maintains the toughest trail here John Bull. I dont put the "Toyota rescue vehicle" sticker on my Jeep as I know the minuet I do, I will have to have my ass saved by one.

damnthisburnershitsux > HammerheadFistpunch 03/09/2015 at 22:12

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Is that kate goslin?

Sir HoonsAlot > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 03/09/2015 at 22:12

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lol

InsertBullets > DonKeybals 03/09/2015 at 22:13

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That's how my jeep died.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. 03/09/2015 at 22:18

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No, in a blaze of glory. Either rolled by the owner, or set on fire by the modification by the owner. Plus the rust thing was more of a Taco thing, not a 4Runner, Hilux, or Cruiser thing.

whotakethmycoke > HammerheadFistpunch 03/09/2015 at 22:19

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Goddamned Jeeps and their f*cking headlights mounted right in a sedan driver's eye level. Point those things down and to the right (or left if you drive on the wrong side of the road), dammit.

Dy-no-mite Jay > RaptorConner 03/09/2015 at 22:20

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Too bad they don't make Broncos anymore. :-(

Dy-no-mite Jay > jimz 03/09/2015 at 22:20

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Damn limey bastards....

Count Truckula > jimz 03/09/2015 at 22:23

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No it didn't, the British empire died at the end of WWI. So 96 years ago.

Uranium > DonKeybals 03/09/2015 at 22:24

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Is the Jeep parked behind the Ferrari?

Makoyouidiot > HammerheadFistpunch 03/09/2015 at 22:27

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I have owned both a Jeep and a Landy, and pretty much spot on. :P

HammerheadFistpunch > dogisbadob 03/09/2015 at 22:35

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in retrospect yes, but I was also eating a sandwich

HiMyNameIsJayAgain > Jared Glentz 03/09/2015 at 22:37

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Holy shit. I literally LOLed.

TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > jimz 03/09/2015 at 22:41

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You must be super fun at parties.

factsonly1 > HammerheadFistpunch 03/09/2015 at 22:46

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good stuff. I actually like being viewed as an immature child in my wrangler, it means I'm doing something right as I get older.

weissmeister > Flat Six 03/09/2015 at 23:09

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You must be new here

Break-Mend-Continue > HammerheadFistpunch 03/09/2015 at 23:17

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Stuff your soft Land Cruisers, Jeeps and Land Rovers. Here is what you need.

Andrew P. Collins > RaptorConner 03/09/2015 at 23:19

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Yeah I don't think there are enough Bronco and Scout people to get their own tic-tac-toe graph...

HammerheadFistpunch > Break-Mend-Continue 03/09/2015 at 23:26

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mini moke for the win

CPT Speedbump > HammerheadFistpunch 03/09/2015 at 23:33

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I posted it to my local offroad club's FB, they seem to like it :P

russkunkel > HammerheadFistpunch 03/09/2015 at 23:34

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!!! UNKNOWN CONTENT TYPE !!!

Pretty damn good from a guy that has multiple 40's and a 45, including this one.

shfd739 > HammerheadFistpunch 03/09/2015 at 23:34

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Ha this is freaking perfect and nailed each one.

I know in our open to any brand off road group this is exactly how we all see the other brands/models.

digitalgulby > Sarconio 03/09/2015 at 23:41

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Have never understood the brand message of making simpleton idiots the type of people you want to attract to your car. I know it is a volume model, but you can tie much more interesting emotions to a car. This + Jan = ridiculous. I work in marketing & advertising and have never understood this. They do seem to be righting the ship, but basically everyone in the car game does better advertising than Toyota.

Dan Capeci > In a Mini; let them mock me as My Mini Countryman is higher than you 03/09/2015 at 23:49

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Land Rover starter kit.

FlyFlyAway > RaptorConner 03/09/2015 at 23:49

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Tell me, as a whole, are Bronco people ummm... a bit off as a whole? Or is my sample size too small.

We had a '97 full size Bronco on the lot and every phone call inquiry always included 2 things: "You know that they don't make those anymore" and "I don't know why they don't make them anymore"

More than half also included an explanation of "It's nice because you can have a truck when you want it and an SUV the rest of the time" Which never really made sense to me, as I doubt it would be enjoyable to drive after having two scoops of mulch skidloaded into the back.

Please discuss. Thanks.

Andy Jensen > jimz 03/09/2015 at 23:54

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But it was beautiful junk! Our junk looks like K-cars and fwd SUVs. Their junk looks like TVRs and Bristols.

66ChevelleSS > 404 Name Not Found 03/09/2015 at 23:59

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I'm pretty sure you're just confirming the original diagram here (and I'll admit to owning a Jeep)

66ChevelleSS > Andrew P. Collins 03/10/2015 at 00:04

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Yeah, you can pretty much just picture the upper left hand corner of the jeep block... sort of like ultra violet is to blue. Take a jeep and cross it with your friend who won't listen to anything but vintage vinyl .