Fuck you, Car Gods.

"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
03/09/2015 at 00:26 • Filed to: tersad

I spend three years, looking for ANY Tercel wagons... First one was a project which I daily and love but is dying... I mistakingly acquire a second one that eats my wallet... So I resolve to sell them and move on with my life... All the while these bad boys still never turn up... And the very instant I post on CL, you kick me in the nuts with ***EIGHT*** of them posted in the same week in my area???

Not only are you flooding out potential buyers with high inventory, but you pit my buckets against a few seemingly superior specimens!

Just look at this blue-on-blue example!

LOOK AT IT!!!

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DISCUSSION (19)

bob and john > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
03/09/2015 at 00:33

in 20 minutes, on the toyota board, i'm expecting the exact same thing.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > bob and john
03/09/2015 at 00:38

First I was worried about not getting the value I wanted, but months later, I've decided to cut my losses. Now it's going to be nearly impossible to even find a buyer. I've deleted my posts and am going to wait it out. I'm none too pleased... I really want to sell the blue one asap. A constant reminder of how I got fleeced just sitting in my driveway.

Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
03/09/2015 at 00:44

I like that blue one. Great price too. Are the parts increasingly made of unobtainium?

Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
03/09/2015 at 00:52

If I was in the market for a car, I'd love to help you out and reduce the supply of those Tercel wagons by at least one.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
03/09/2015 at 00:54

Nah not yet. That blue one posted is seriously amazing though. Where was that six months ago when I needed it haha

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Manwich - now Keto-Friendly
03/09/2015 at 00:58

My wife was actually encouraging me to buy a third. *snaps fingers* I got it. I'll buy every tercel, then post the two I own now, and be free. Then subsequently post the rest one by one for sick profits, since I will now control the entire market in the Pacific northwest!

*browses fridge for beer*

norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
03/09/2015 at 00:59

Why isn't it on the other side of the country? That's clean as hell and in my budget. Plus I assume they're reliable?? They're old Toyota so that leads me towards yes.