I need a large armored SUV. 

"My citroen won't start" (lucasboechat) 03/08/2015 at 21:13 • Filed to: None

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So I can scare the living crap out of people driving the small flex-fluel econoboxes the plague Brazilian roads. The Tribeca is too friendly, even in my morning rush of late anger.

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > My citroen won't start 03/08/2015 at 21:18

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P38 w/ bull bars.

Curbsenthusiasms > My citroen won't start 03/08/2015 at 21:18

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You need Laforza!

Jedidiah > My citroen won't start 03/08/2015 at 21:19

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H1

My citroen won't start > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 03/08/2015 at 21:20

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It is what I want the most.

My citroen won't start > Curbsenthusiasms 03/08/2015 at 21:21

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The LaForza always looked a bit dull to me, I'd rather find a Monteverdi Safari

Alex from Toronto > My citroen won't start 03/08/2015 at 21:22

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Unimog or H1

OPPOsaurus WRX > My citroen won't start 03/08/2015 at 21:22

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i bet u could get one of these fairly cheap second hand

TwinCharged - Is Now UK Opponaut > My citroen won't start 03/08/2015 at 21:23

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Black out one of these with the new Lexus corporate grille and you might be onto something...

In fact, if you give it to Stoof to armour up, it'll be probably be able to easily withstand mines.

jkm7680 > My citroen won't start 03/08/2015 at 21:23

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Black Escalade. Because MURICA.

Eggplant > My citroen won't start 03/08/2015 at 21:30

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http://jalopnik.com/5220219/genera…

Plus, you can out smug them by having a hybrid.

Curbsenthusiasms > jkm7680 03/08/2015 at 21:35

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Here is one with some depreciation set in already

jkm7680 > Curbsenthusiasms 03/08/2015 at 21:38

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Oh, nice. The police impersonator edition.

4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 > My citroen won't start 03/08/2015 at 21:38

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Because obviously you need an armoured 'Mog

Vicente Esteve > My citroen won't start 03/08/2015 at 21:53

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As a person living on a latin country as well, I fully agree.

Big SUV= Damn unstopabble

My citroen won't start > OPPOsaurus WRX 03/08/2015 at 21:59

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By cheap you mean very expensive.

My citroen won't start > TwinCharged - Is Now UK Opponaut 03/08/2015 at 22:00

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I love them. Mine protection would be nice.

OPPOsaurus WRX > My citroen won't start 03/08/2015 at 22:14

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no way, they are practically giving these things away at government auctions or what ever. I think they go for less than $10k US

AMGtech - now with more recalls! > My citroen won't start 03/09/2015 at 01:23

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Armored Rally Fighter with a gun turret on top.