"Textured Soy Protein" (texturedsoyprotein)
03/02/2015 at 17:55 • Filed to: None | 3 | 4 |
Arghablargafarg !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! . I invented it. It happens often between my gf and myself. Usually because I tell some stupid joke, and she doesn't get it.
I saw the above picture on facebook, and sent it to my gf, because she always waits until the last minute before leaving to go somewhere to do her nails. She always ends up either doing her nails right before we leave and then drying them with the dash vents, or doing them in the car (where I call out upcoming bumps to her) and then drying them with the dash vents.
Well...it resulted in a double arghablargafarg.
Me: (picture) :p
GF: Poor dog
Me: Why do you say that? It's just making a funny pose
GF: He looks ridulous. Humans putting nail polish on him.
Me: He doesn't have nail polish on, it's just a picture saying girls hold their hands like that when they do their nails. ;) And I sent it to you because of all the nail painting you do in the car. :p
GF: Ahh. Glad you don't mind my bad habit of waiting until last minute.
Me: I don't mind at all, I just saw that pic and thought of you
GF: That's pretty scary for you to think of me ;)
Me: Who else do I witness painting their nails on a regular basis?
GF: Ha..I meant you thinking of me when you saw a dog ;)
Me: Only because of the nail painting joke :p
This has been another arghblargafarg, one of many in the long history of arghablargafargs. It is brought to you by whoever posted that stupid dog photo on Facebook, Google Hangouts, my stupid jokes, and my gf who misinterprets my stupid jokes.
Herr Quattro - Has a 4-Motion
> Textured Soy Protein
03/02/2015 at 18:02 | 5 |
you had to copy and paste that every time you used it, didn't you
ttyymmnn
> Textured Soy Protein
03/02/2015 at 18:10 | 3 |
You have just a perfectly normal conversation with a woman. Thanks for playing. Don Pardo, tell him what he's won!
Mongo
> Textured Soy Protein
03/03/2015 at 03:10 | 0 |
The struggle is real. I finally had to admit to myself that all the humor I share with my wife is really only for my benefit.
Baeromez
> Herr Quattro - Has a 4-Motion
03/03/2015 at 17:29 | 0 |
Copy and paste misspelled it once.