"E. Julius" (soonerfrommi)
03/01/2015 at 16:35 • Filed to: Pontiac
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"E. Julius" (soonerfrommi)
03/01/2015 at 16:35 • Filed to: Pontiac | 1
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Somebody I know just posted !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! on Facebook, probably one of the most ridiculous things I've read in a while. "As a part of ongoing their dominance in the sports luxury car sector, Pontiac is updating many models. The 2015 Pontiac Trans Am is one of them." "The main change for the 2015 Trans Am (compared to the 2014) model is its front fascia." How could Jalopnik forget to review the 2014 Trans Am?!?!?
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AJ Feldman (alecmets2011)
> E. Julius
03/01/2015 at 16:39 |
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I use this far too much, but...
bob and john
> E. Julius
03/01/2015 at 16:39 |
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*stabs eyes out*
Spoon II
> E. Julius
03/01/2015 at 16:39 |
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That thing looks crazy amazing though
Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
> E. Julius
03/01/2015 at 16:40 |
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It's like The Onion, but with cars.
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E. Julius
> Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
03/01/2015 at 16:42 |
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Really? From how incredibly terrible the writing was I thought it was just some weird Chinese attempt at exploiting lame photoshops for clickbait ad revenue. That would make sense though. Either way, the person that posted it seemed to think it was completely serious (much like the elderly and Onion articles), which I found quite amusing.
BmanUltima's car still hasn't been fixed yet, he'll get on it tomorrow, honest.
> E. Julius
03/01/2015 at 16:45 |
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And Hummer
http://releasedateprice2016.com/2015-hummer-h2…
A 2012 Chevy concept
http://releasedateprice2016.com/2015-chevrolet…
Audi R10 (roadcar)
http://releasedateprice2016.com/2015-audi-r10-…
A new Buick Grand National
http://releasedateprice2016.com/2015-buick-gra…
This site is full of shit.
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Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
> E. Julius
03/01/2015 at 16:45 |
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I was being a little tongue in cheek, your explanation is probably the correct one...
When I scrolled to the bottom there was also a link to the new Celica, another discontinued car (other links involving discontinued brands and makes).
That Camero, err I mean Trans Am, is pretty amusing though.
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BmanUltima's car still hasn't been fixed yet, he'll get on it tomorrow, honest.
> Spoon II
03/01/2015 at 16:46 |
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I'm pretty sure it's just a Camaro with a bodykit.
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E. Julius
> Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
03/01/2015 at 16:47 |
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Ah I only read that one page. The whole website is just cracking me up because it's so over the top. I don't there's any way I wouldn't be amused by a publication that claims, seriously or not, that Pontiac not only continues to exist in 2015, but is a dominant player in anything.
BoxerFanatic, troublesome iconoclast.
> E. Julius
03/01/2015 at 16:48 |
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Why do they keep pushing this bad position.
They keep trying to paste a late-2nd-gen "bandit" style nose on a Zeta Camaro, when it is retro to the FIRST generation Camaros.
Retro-modding to a First-gen Firebird, rather than a first-gen Camaro, should be trying to replicate THIS, not a bandit-style late-2nd-gen.
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Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
> BmanUltima's car still hasn't been fixed yet, he'll get on it tomorrow, honest.
03/01/2015 at 16:48 |
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The H2 is the worst one... It's just a fucking H2. No attempt to even shop it! And shouldn't it be the H4, considering the H3 was the last one they made?
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E. Julius
> BmanUltima's car still hasn't been fixed yet, he'll get on it tomorrow, honest.
03/01/2015 at 16:48 |
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I have actually seen a Camaro done up to look like a Modern Trans Am and it was surprisingly cool. I'll have to see if I can find a picture.
not for canada - australian in disguise
> E. Julius
03/01/2015 at 16:50 |
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Oh, this should be good competition to the 2016 AMC Javelin!
Bandit
> E. Julius
03/01/2015 at 16:51 |
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The only good thing on that "thing" is the t-tops.
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Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
> E. Julius
03/01/2015 at 16:53 |
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Their Trans Am is almost a satire of what Pontiac itself became: a rebadged Chevy.
yamahog
> E. Julius
03/01/2015 at 16:54 |
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Ughhhh add this shit to my pet peeves. NO THERE IS NO 2015 BRONCO, BARRACUDA, OR GRAND NATIONAL EITHER.
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E. Julius
> Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
03/01/2015 at 16:55 |
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This site is just like some alternate universe where every car is a new design that is doing incredibly well. I can't stop laughing at these articles.
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E. Julius
> yamahog
03/01/2015 at 16:57 |
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This entire site is one of the most ridiculous things I've ever seen in my life. Please go and read the first two paragraphs of any three of their articles haha
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Spoon II
> BmanUltima's car still hasn't been fixed yet, he'll get on it tomorrow, honest.
03/01/2015 at 16:57 |
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You'd be correct, but it still looks amazing!
Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
> Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
03/01/2015 at 16:57 |
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I'm not sure about that, since the H3 was made at the same time and is smaller.
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Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
> yamahog
03/01/2015 at 16:59 |
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Yeah sure, and I'm sure your going to tell me that Toyota isn't bringing Oldsmobile back pleb... /s
JasonStern911
> E. Julius
03/01/2015 at 17:00 |
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what is a Pontiac?
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BmanUltima's car still hasn't been fixed yet, he'll get on it tomorrow, honest.
> E. Julius
03/01/2015 at 17:29 |
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That is the picture on the article.
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E. Julius
> BmanUltima's car still hasn't been fixed yet, he'll get on it tomorrow, honest.
03/01/2015 at 17:35 |
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But you know, not a shitty looking one.
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BmanUltima's car still hasn't been fixed yet, he'll get on it tomorrow, honest.
> E. Julius
03/01/2015 at 17:38 |
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Oh. Yeah.
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BmanUltima's car still hasn't been fixed yet, he'll get on it tomorrow, honest.
> Spoon II
03/01/2015 at 17:38 |
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Really? I think it's really tacky. Almost ricer level.
MysticStick
> E. Julius
03/01/2015 at 18:09 |
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Oh man, a new 2016 Toyota Supra! (Caution, this is sketchy site, click if you dare .)
2016 Supra will come wit a BMW''s developed inline 4 which is turbocharged which is also supported by small electric unit. This will be accompanied by a 420 lb-ft torque.
Additionally, the car has a semi-automatic gear box that is placed at the rear.
While this is so for the semi-automatic gear box, the engine itself is in the front. This keeps the car in a stable and complete balance. While on top speed, the car goes at 186 mph. This is incredible!
It is even estimated that 2016 Toyota Supra cars might cost as much as $100,000! Though this has not yet been confirmed, every detail will be candidly availed when the car is officially launched to the market in late 2015 with a full release to follow early 2016.
G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3
> E. Julius
03/01/2015 at 19:51 |
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E. Julius
> G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3
03/01/2015 at 19:53 |
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I know, I've seen them. I was posting the article because it's written in a completely ridiculous style, as if Pontiacs were still produced by GM and highly successful cars.
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G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3
> E. Julius
03/01/2015 at 19:59 |
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I'm going to walk into the chevy dealer next week and ask when the new Cutlasses are coming out. You need to try something like that.