NP or CP: 9 Suzuki X90's

Kinja'd!!! "Jonee" (Jonee)
02/28/2015 at 13:06 • Filed to: None

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Here you go. Your dream to own a fleet of 2 seat mini SUV's. 9 of these for $31,500. I kind of love the ridiculousness of them, but that's me. I've never actually driven one, but they look like a hoot. Plus, you could thrash the hell out of it because you've got 8 more in reserve.

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DISCUSSION (19)


Kinja'd!!! E. Julius > Jonee
02/28/2015 at 13:09

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"Honey did you go pick up the new car today?"

"Even better…"


Kinja'd!!! TheHondaBro > Jonee
02/28/2015 at 13:14

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Kinja'd!!! SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > Jonee
02/28/2015 at 13:15

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Nine of them? Spec offroad series anyone?


Kinja'd!!! DavidHH > Jonee
02/28/2015 at 13:16

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How does someone collect 9 examples of unsupported garbage?


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Jonee
02/28/2015 at 13:18

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Kind of an awesome fleet. Although the crack is very abundant.


Kinja'd!!! carcrasher88 > Jonee
02/28/2015 at 13:21

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I'd take them all AND the Samurai the seller also has!


Kinja'd!!! Jonee > DavidHH
02/28/2015 at 13:22

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He has 9 examples because it's unsupported garbage. Although, I don't think they're all that poorly made. They just answered a question no one asked.


Kinja'd!!! Jonee > TheHondaBro
02/28/2015 at 13:23

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That guy may not have any friends, but it looks like he's having a great time.


Kinja'd!!! SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > Jonee
02/28/2015 at 13:32

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They're actually good little trucks apart from the whole functionality delete thing going on. I'd rather have a normal Vitara/Tracker/Sidekick soft-top, but those are great, and it's the same truck underneath.


Kinja'd!!! DavidHH > Jonee
02/28/2015 at 13:33

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Or needed to ask. Suzuki is not exactly Japan's best auto or even motorcycle maker.


Kinja'd!!! Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Jonee
02/28/2015 at 13:34

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Not gonna lie, if I had the means, I'd probably be going to California now to buy a collection of ugly cars.


Kinja'd!!! thebigbossyboss > Jonee
02/28/2015 at 14:06

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The girl says she wants one, and I should buy all 11.

I have picked wisely!!!


Kinja'd!!! Jonee > thebigbossyboss
02/28/2015 at 14:08

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Indeed. She sounds like a Jalop. You could have his and hers. And his and hers and his and hers...


Kinja'd!!! thebigbossyboss > Jonee
02/28/2015 at 14:11

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Jonee, I have made a song for these to Suzuki's/ To the tune of 99 bottles of beer on the wall

"11 suzuki X90's for sale on thhe drive, 11 suzuki's for salllleeee!!! Take one down hoon it around, oh no transmission blows! 10 suzuki's for sale on the drive!!!! :P


Kinja'd!!! thebigbossyboss > Jonee
02/28/2015 at 14:22

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Indeed. She says that I have to give one to her mom, but that's not so bad.


Kinja'd!!! Jonee > thebigbossyboss
02/28/2015 at 14:24

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I like it. I think we should pool our resources, buy them all, paint them Oppo colors and make an Oppositelock wacky racers fleet. Maybe equip them with external speakers that play Yakety Sax.


Kinja'd!!! Jonee > thebigbossyboss
02/28/2015 at 14:25

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Yeah, she can have one of the automatics without air conditioning.


Kinja'd!!! vdub_nut: scooter snob > Jonee
02/28/2015 at 16:26

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Spec Pregnant Sneaker?


Kinja'd!!! QCGoose > Jonee
02/28/2015 at 20:02

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Which means if these were made today with a BMW badge on the nose they wouldn't be able to build them fast enough.

Ugh, New BMW depresses me.