Man, I love Sheetz.

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02/27/2015 at 18:57 • Filed to: None

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For those that do not know, Sheetz is a convenience store/gas station based out of PA, with lots of locations within that state, MD, WV, and extending at least as far south as the Carolinas.

They specialize in what is known as MTOs, or Made-to-Order food, where you order food and drinks through a big touchscreen display. What I love most is their sense of humor with their items.

For example, one of their breakfast sandwiches is known as the Walker Breakfast Ranger. They had a sandwich for a while called "Crispy Frickin' Chicken", but had to remove it due to controversy.

It extends to their merchandise as well. Here's one of their shirts.

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You're not going to associate "Sheetz" with that abbreviation. They also had one awhile back with a picture of the order screen with the text "TOUCH ME". They're wildly innuendo-filled and inappropriate, but hilarious, and their food, despite having a lot of drunk-food items, is normally pretty good, and fairly customizable. If you have one near you, check it out.


DISCUSSION (18)


Kinja'd!!! aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe > WesBarton89 - The Way to Santa Fe
02/27/2015 at 19:01

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cheese pretzel = YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS


Kinja'd!!! Branden J -Reading the Manual > WesBarton89 - The Way to Santa Fe
02/27/2015 at 19:06

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Yes! Sheetz is fantastic, but I always end up or ding wayyy too much food because there's so many options


Kinja'd!!! Desu-San-Desu > WesBarton89 - The Way to Santa Fe
02/27/2015 at 19:08

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I know when I first went up north to Sheetz Country, I was amazed. Nothing like that existed down South at the time. Now? Spinx and QT are fighting hard to one-up eachother at out-Sheetz-ing Sheetz, lol.


Kinja'd!!! E. Julius > WesBarton89 - The Way to Santa Fe
02/27/2015 at 19:09

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Wait wait wait. Drunk food  good food?


Kinja'd!!! Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > WesBarton89 - The Way to Santa Fe
02/27/2015 at 19:09

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I miss Sheetz. :( Fry Taco Salads were the bomb.


Kinja'd!!! Conan > WesBarton89 - The Way to Santa Fe
02/27/2015 at 19:17

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I like that it's my closest gas station. A lot.


Kinja'd!!! Short-throw Granny Shifter is 2 #blessed 2b stressed > WesBarton89 - The Way to Santa Fe
02/27/2015 at 19:22

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I saw one for the first time last month when I was driving through hillbilly country, PA and all I could think if was this:


Kinja'd!!! WesBarton89 - The Way to Santa Fe > E. Julius
02/27/2015 at 19:28

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You have a good point. But their fries are super greasy, and while they're delicious, alcohol improves them. Super unhealthy though. Chicken strips there are the bomb though. But, they stopped selling Jones soda at the one here, which makes me mad.


Kinja'd!!! GhostZ > WesBarton89 - The Way to Santa Fe
02/27/2015 at 19:29

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I don't even care or know I just wanted to post this. Should start at 1m 43s.


Kinja'd!!! E. Julius > WesBarton89 - The Way to Santa Fe
02/27/2015 at 19:31

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Aw man, Jones Soda is great! Love my fufuberry. I cannot tell you how much I miss some greasy fries and chicken strips here in France haha.


Kinja'd!!! WesBarton89 - The Way to Santa Fe > GhostZ
02/27/2015 at 19:33

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I've never watched RCR before. That was... Different.


Kinja'd!!! GhostZ > WesBarton89 - The Way to Santa Fe
02/27/2015 at 19:36

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You are so missing out.


Kinja'd!!! JGrabowMSt > WesBarton89 - The Way to Santa Fe
02/27/2015 at 20:26

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Sheetz fries are the best. I actually have a Sheetz card too!


Kinja'd!!! jvirgs drives a Subaru > WesBarton89 - The Way to Santa Fe
02/27/2015 at 20:55

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I love Sheetz but Wawa > Sheetz


Kinja'd!!! wunderwagen wants a longer roof > WesBarton89 - The Way to Santa Fe
02/27/2015 at 23:02

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I had the pleasure of visiting one of these at 3am, halfway through a 12 hour school bus drive home through Pennsylvania. It was with marching band and the 20ish out of 60 of us that were up, in the station with the director and a couple parents, found the merchandise and fucking lost it. Imagine 20 14-18 year olds just laughing at all the merch, the poor employees were kind of freaked out and the parents ignored us. We then bought energy drinks and various foodstuffs, because dumbass teenagers. The food was pretty decent from what I remember. After we left, the director decided that we weren't allowed to go to Sheetz again.

Moral of the story: Band kids are legitimately insane.


Kinja'd!!! Dingers Ghost, Champion Jockey > WesBarton89 - The Way to Santa Fe
02/27/2015 at 23:46

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Shitz is awesome. There's one in pretty much every larger town in my area.


Kinja'd!!! FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com > WesBarton89 - The Way to Santa Fe
02/28/2015 at 00:39

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Grew up in Pittsburgh and moved to Texas 7 years ago. The only things I really miss are Penguins games and Sheetz.


Kinja'd!!! rabidpenguin > WesBarton89 - The Way to Santa Fe
03/02/2015 at 15:08

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I have a severely unhealthy(mentally and physically) relationship with Sheetz. Whenever I travel out of Jersey, I always stop at one. MTO and Coffee in a Can FTW!