Old crash tests are pretty scary

Kinja'd!!! "Widget_Master" (Widget_Master)
02/25/2015 at 12:45 • Filed to: crash test, old crash test, rolling tin cans, car safety, or lack thereof

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Like hitting an empty soda can with a hammer.


DISCUSSION (10)


Kinja'd!!! MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > Widget_Master
02/25/2015 at 12:47

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And this is clearly where the belief that bigger cars are safer came from.


Kinja'd!!! HammerheadFistpunch > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner
02/25/2015 at 12:49

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I think it was F=MA actually.


Kinja'd!!! Quadradeuce > Widget_Master
02/25/2015 at 12:55

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My dream of owning a Geo Storm has been crushed.


Kinja'd!!! Widget_Master > Quadradeuce
02/25/2015 at 12:59

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Nice pun!


Kinja'd!!! whiskeybusiness NOW A DANGER TO CROWDS NEAR YOU > Widget_Master
02/25/2015 at 13:00

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10/10 Would crash again.


Kinja'd!!! Widget_Master > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner
02/25/2015 at 13:02

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Yep. In car vs. car collisions you're safer in the heavier car, barring any differences in safety equipment. But in car vs. stationary immovable object collisions, the size of the car wouldn't be as much of a factor as far as I know. It would come down to structural integrity and safety equipment.


Kinja'd!!! desertdog5051 > Widget_Master
02/25/2015 at 13:07

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Shows how pitifully marginal a front airbag is when the impact is not straight-on.


Kinja'd!!! ranwhenparked > Widget_Master
02/25/2015 at 13:15

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Damn, well there goes my dream of one day owning a Pinto or a Vega, said no one ever.


Kinja'd!!! WiscoProud > Widget_Master
02/25/2015 at 13:32

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I'm kinda impressed on how well the Gremlin held up. The pinto was damn near vaporized, but someone in the gremlin might have lived.


Kinja'd!!! 450X_FTW > Widget_Master
02/25/2015 at 14:02

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well, at least it'll be a quick death....