Just got my first chain Facebook message in years. 

Kinja'd!!! "Coty" (coty)
02/24/2015 at 22:13 • Filed to: None

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What is this, 2010?

This is for u:) Read till the end! I sent an angel to watch over you last night, but it came back and asked "why?" The angel said, "angels don't watch over angels!" twenty angels are in your world. Ten are sleeping, nine of them are playing and one is reading this message. God has seen you struggling with some things and God says it over. a blessing is coming your way. If you believe in God send this message to 14 friends including me, if I don't get it back I guess I'm not one of them. As soon as you get 5 replies, someone you love will quietly surprise you... Not joking. Pass this message on. Please don't ignore it. you are being tested and God is going to fix two big things tonight in your favor. If you believe in God drop everything and pass it on TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. DON'T BREAK THIS. SEND THIS TO 14 FRIENDS IN 10 MINUTES IT'S NOT THAT HARD. WHOEVER SENT THIS TO YOU MUST CARE ABOUT YOU


DISCUSSION (9)


Kinja'd!!! scoob > Coty
02/24/2015 at 22:18

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oh my GOD SEND IT NOW HURY B4 TEH DEDLINE PASSESS ITS UR ONYL CHANSE


Kinja'd!!! CB > Coty
02/24/2015 at 22:18

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I wish I just got chainmail. I just get sent nudes. It's a weird problem.


Kinja'd!!! TheHondaBro > Coty
02/24/2015 at 22:22

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#YouTube2009


Kinja'd!!! zeontestpilot > Coty
02/24/2015 at 22:23

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How come it's always God? Why not Buddha? Or leprechauns? Seriously, why always God?

I'm a Christian and it just seems...unfair to use God as a cop-out for chain letters. That's it, I'm gonna do my own chain letter. One that involves leprechauns, blackjack, and possibly Obama!


Kinja'd!!! CB > zeontestpilot
02/24/2015 at 22:29

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UTTER "THANKS OBAMA" INTO A MIRROR AND SEND TEN FRIENDS (NO MORE, NO LESS) OR ELSE A THOUSAND SPIDERS WILL BURROW OUT FROM UNDER YOUR EYEBALLS.


Kinja'd!!! Ramblin Rover - The Vivisector of Solihull > zeontestpilot
02/24/2015 at 22:33

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I think you mean you're going to start your own chain letter with blackjack... and hookers!


Kinja'd!!! Coty > zeontestpilot
02/24/2015 at 22:39

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Add strippers and I'm there.


Kinja'd!!! zeontestpilot > Ramblin Rover - The Vivisector of Solihull
02/24/2015 at 22:46

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See, I knew i forgot something!


Kinja'd!!! zeontestpilot > Coty
02/24/2015 at 22:47

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Deal. But can we throw in some nuns as well? I have a theory about how you never see them both in the same place at once...