Build A 12 Second 500hp SUV For Pennies!

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02/24/2015 at 11:53 • Filed to: hoonable, LS, LS2

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We are all familiar with the recent trend of hot rod SUV's and the prices that come with them. The powerful SUV is the hot rod of our times as it is hated and loved for being unconventional just like the hot rods of yesteryear. Most of the hot rod SUV's that are for sale today are quite high on the pricing scale as they are usually packed with luxury features but there is an affordable option that gives you Corvette performance at a Kia price.

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The SUV I am referring to is a mashup of classic American push-rod glory with a touch of Swedish cosmetics and quirkiness. This is none other than the Saab 9-7x Aero. Released in 2008, the Aero featured a 6.0L LS2 engine found in such things as the Chevrolet Corvette, Cadillac CTS-V and its brother the Trailblazer SS. The Aero shared many things with the Trailblazer but also received a lot of upgrades and had an overall better fit and finish. Compared to the Trailblazer SS, the Aero featured Full Time All Wheel Drive that was supported by a Torsen differential. It also had better sound deadening for a more comfortable ride as well as a different exterior which gave it a more upscale look. The suspension was upgraded and lowered for a tighter and more aggressive stance. The Aero featured a laundry list of cool features which are noted below:

6.0L LS V8 engine
Cold air induction package
390 hp and 395 lb.ft.of torque
0 to 60 in 5.7 seconds
Heavy-duty electronically controlled four-speed automatic transmission
Heavy-duty rear axle and high-performance 12.8in rotors
AWD with TORSEN® torque-based center differential
Saab-tuned shock absorbers
20 polished aluminum wheels w/performance rated tires
6500 lb towing capacity

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The stock 9-7x Aero could run in the low 14s with proper driving and prep. Now you may be wondering, how you can consider something that weighs 4800 lbs a hot rod and how we are going to make it run 12 seconds in the quarter mile, and this lies in the beauty of the LS engine. Since this engine is no different than its siblings that sit in a Corvette engine bay we can use many different bolt-ons and get it into the 12 second range for pennies.

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Looking around on the web and scouring craigslist and autotrader I have pulled up multiple 2008 Aero's with the LS2 with around 100k miles in the $11000 to $13000 price range so initial entry price is fairly low. If you are on an even bigger budget you can find the 5.3i model which features an all aluminum 5.3L LS engine for as low as $7000. The 5.3L will take most of the mods listed below except for the heads as they require at least 4.0in piston.

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Our first mod on the list is going to be a set of L92 heads. These can be found on the newer Gen IV pickups and cars and feature larger runners and valves. These are a steal for the performance as they can be found for about $350 used and in good condition. The stock throttle body can be reused but the intake will need to be changed and you can pick up a used L92 style intake for about $200 dollars. Since all of these parts are being pulled I would go ahead and get the intake and throttle body ported which can range from $50 if you do it yourself to about $250 if sent off to a shop.

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Our next step will be to choose a cam and there are many options out there. Depending on how you use the car you may choose one with all out specs that is good for race day only or you may compromise and choose a cam that give you power along with good driveabilty. Expect to pay anywhere from $50 to $500 depending on what you select. Our next step going to be a set of Long Tube headers. These improve exhaust flow and give a nice bump in power for a price starting at around $400 for a new set or $250 for a used set.

To round all of the mods, you will need a tune for the changes you have made. If you are handy at tuning you can buy HP Tuners or EFI live and tune it yourself or you can take it to a shop and have it tuned professionally. Most professionally tuners will charge in the $300-400 range for this type of tune. The last piece of the puzzle is some good rubber. There are many tire options out there but you can expect to spend about $1200 for a hybrid racing type tire set or closer to $2000 for some straight out drag radials.

All of these mods put together round you out to a price of about $1200 to $1500 and will put you in the 500-530 bhp range and will put down mid 400s at the wheels. Adding the tires for another $1200-2000 will get you right around $2500 if you hunt for the parts right and will net you mid to high 12 seconds runs at the drag strip. If you include the cost of the car you are spending less than $15000 for 12 second 500hp SUV that is reliable and has easily attainable engine parts.

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DISCUSSION (13)


Kinja'd!!! Textured Soy Protein > Bozi Tatarevic
02/24/2015 at 12:08

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The columns are driving me mad!


Kinja'd!!! NaturallyAspirated > Bozi Tatarevic
02/24/2015 at 12:28

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What's the deal with the clutch on the alternator (like in the lede image)? I've seen that on a couple of late-model GM cars and I haven't been able to figure out what it's for.


Kinja'd!!! Mustafaluigi > Bozi Tatarevic
02/24/2015 at 12:32

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Holy formatting Batman!


Kinja'd!!! Steve Zissou > Bozi Tatarevic
02/24/2015 at 12:39

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I like your plan, I dislike your formatting. I read the whole thing and I am in no way confident I read it in the right order.


Kinja'd!!! ki-ki-ki-kia > Bozi Tatarevic
02/24/2015 at 13:10

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Let me just get my pennies here...

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Kinja'd!!! ki-ki-ki-kia > Bozi Tatarevic
02/24/2015 at 13:12

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If you refresh the columns go away!

Also let me just get my pennies here...

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Kinja'd!!! Bozi Tatarevic > ki-ki-ki-kia
02/24/2015 at 13:17

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The post got kinja'd somehow, just went redid all of it


Kinja'd!!! Bozi Tatarevic > Steve Zissou
02/24/2015 at 13:17

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The post got kinja'd somehow, just went redid all of it


Kinja'd!!! Bozi Tatarevic > Mustafaluigi
02/24/2015 at 13:17

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The post got kinja'd somehow, just went redid all of it


Kinja'd!!! Bozi Tatarevic > Textured Soy Protein
02/24/2015 at 13:17

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The post got kinja'd somehow, just went redid all of it


Kinja'd!!! Bozi Tatarevic > NaturallyAspirated
02/24/2015 at 13:20

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That is an alternator decoupler. It allows the high amperage alternator to overrun the belt when the engine RPM begin to slow down

It dampens the torsional vibration that is transferred directly into the alternator via the belt.

More info from Gates here: http://www.gates.com/~/media/educat…


Kinja'd!!! quarterlifecrisis > Bozi Tatarevic
02/24/2015 at 14:31

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I had an 07 TBSS for a couple years...never should have sold it. Had headers, catless y, e fans, tunr, and a 4" intake. Had I kept it through another summer it would've had a new converter and a cam in it...was good for high 12s as it was. I keep entertaining the idea of another one...especially as prices keep falling.


Kinja'd!!! Textured Soy Protein > Bozi Tatarevic
02/24/2015 at 14:31

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That's so much better! Stupid kinja.