We build Excitement!

Kinja'd!!! "Dale Franks" (DaleFranks)
02/24/2015 at 01:19 • Filed to: None

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Pontiac. America's performance brand. And you can own !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! of that excitement with this customized 2006 Pontiac Solstice, with only 98K miles on the clock, for only $26,000. That's a pretty sweet deal, Wade.

First, off this baby's souped up to 190-195 HP. Maybe more. Or Less. The seller isn't sure, because he hasn't dynoed it. Oh, and the convertible top won't open, because of the stereo and air suspension system. There's some paint scratches, and the windshield is cracked. Other than that, this is a show-winning custom beauty.

And there's not gonna be any haggling over price, because this seller's in no hurry to sell.


DISCUSSION (5)


Kinja'd!!! Steve in Manhattan > Dale Franks
02/24/2015 at 01:30

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Not only is it CP, there is no bottom for this thing given how badly it has been fucked over. You would have to be given cash to unfuck it. So awful. And on 98 grand on the clock!


Kinja'd!!! SVTyler > Dale Franks
02/24/2015 at 01:37

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I originally misread your title as "we build excrement"... upon clicking through to the ad it turns out I wasn't far off...


Kinja'd!!! Svart Smart, traded in his Smart > Dale Franks
02/24/2015 at 01:47

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Laughing at the "Ferrari" bumper. You can see the radiator a little too easily...


Kinja'd!!! MysticStick > Dale Franks
02/24/2015 at 03:07

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It dances!


Kinja'd!!! Conan > Dale Franks
02/24/2015 at 08:44

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Terrible and not a coupe. No no no no no to this.