"Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish" (mrfist)
02/22/2015 at 16:16 • Filed to: Fun Stuff
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"Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish" (mrfist)
02/22/2015 at 16:16 • Filed to: Fun Stuff | 4
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Today I thought I was going to die.
I was blasting down the autobahn at around 90 mph when I saw some familiar looking headlights behind me, an MK7 GTI. The GTI is the natural enemy of the ST twins and I just so happen to drive a FiST. The GTI gets right up on my ass and it's pretty clear he wants to play.
I unleash the 22 lbs of boost and get up to 100 and then 110, the GTI is still right there behind me, I hammer down again and now we're at 120 passing everything from Opels to Audis, just flying in the left lane. Then I feel something in my face, a sneeze is coming. I couldn't get into the right lane because of all the other cars and I couldn't slow down too quickly because the GTI was in my ass.
I sneezed, the car jolted and then everything was back to normal. Those few milliseconds where my eyes were closed and I was going stupid fast in a Fiesta were some of the scariest moments I've had in a long time.
Oh and then when I did move to the right lane the GTI blew past me and drove off into oblivion, douche.
E. Julius
> Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish
02/22/2015 at 16:31 |
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One time my sister sneezed and took her foot off the brakes. Rear ended somebody.
Desu-San-Desu
> Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish
02/22/2015 at 17:43 |
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Ever sneeze so hard that your bicycle reverses direction?