Down the rabbit hole of douchebroitude

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02/21/2015 at 12:12 • Filed to: None

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In what has become my !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! , I said that I wouldn't pose like a douchebro on the roof of my McLaren. I didn't say anything about the the first picture with the hoodie and the !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! , but my reaction to it was both "that's douchebrotastic" and also something more insidious.

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That something more insidious is that I myself am !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! .

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Am I even allowed to call someone else with goofy overpriced sneakers and a car that's several orders of magnitude more expensive than mine a douchebro? I'm going to invoke the takes-one-to-know-one rule and say, yes, that is my prerogative and my right.

Douche on, douchebros.


DISCUSSION (18)


Kinja'd!!! Jagvar > Textured Soy Protein
02/21/2015 at 12:23

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Ditch the goofy shoes, get a stealthy ride, and BOOM. Now you're a connoissuer.


Kinja'd!!! Textured Soy Protein > Jagvar
02/21/2015 at 12:29

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Extra douchebro points for the vanity tag that says the name of the car to which it is affixed.

Or are those connoisseur points?


Kinja'd!!! Jagvar > Textured Soy Protein
02/21/2015 at 12:35

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Nope, those are douchebro points for sure.


Kinja'd!!! Tohru > Jagvar
02/21/2015 at 12:37

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I dunno man, you and your "too cool for shoes" attitude is a bit douchey. Plus you drive a car that costs more to maintain than your average nuclear-powered submarine.


Kinja'd!!! Cherry_man1 > Textured Soy Protein
02/21/2015 at 12:40

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Douche? Or Epic?

Made me think.


Kinja'd!!! fhrblig > Jagvar
02/21/2015 at 12:45

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Not gonna lie, it kinda reminds me of this:

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Also, I'm gonna need you to come in on Saturday...


Kinja'd!!! Jagvar > Tohru
02/21/2015 at 12:51

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Well my dad was half-douche from his mother's side, so technically I'm a quarter douche.


Kinja'd!!! yamahog > Textured Soy Protein
02/21/2015 at 12:55

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Don't you heathens know douching will upset your natural pH balance???

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Kinja'd!!! Jagvar > Cherry_man1
02/21/2015 at 12:55

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The Dos Equis guy has been dethroned.


Kinja'd!!! Sam > Jagvar
02/21/2015 at 12:56

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Virginia doesn't offer æ? You should petition to have it added as a character.


Kinja'd!!! Cherry_man1 > Jagvar
02/21/2015 at 13:07

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I am the most interesting Ford Owner in the World.


Kinja'd!!! Jagvar > yamahog
02/21/2015 at 13:08

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The scented ones are lovely. "Hawaiian Crotch" is my personal favorite.


Kinja'd!!! yamahog > Jagvar
02/21/2015 at 13:24

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Mmmm, hibiscus.


Kinja'd!!! jetpilotyeah > Jagvar
02/21/2015 at 13:55

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Nice passat bro. Hehe


Kinja'd!!! Jagvar > jetpilotyeah
02/21/2015 at 13:58

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Kinja'd!!! Tohru > jetpilotyeah
02/21/2015 at 14:00

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It's like a Passat that was stung by a bee and swelled up.


Kinja'd!!! jetpilotyeah > Jagvar
02/21/2015 at 14:01

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P....asshat. Hehe


Kinja'd!!! Jagvar > jetpilotyeah
02/21/2015 at 14:02

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I like this one:

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