Assume the Fecal Position

"Oran J Sands III" (merlyyn) 02/19/2015 at 15:32 • Filed to: None

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It's 5 above zero and your commute just got shitty.

A load of excrement forced the closure of the southbound Interstate 65 exit ramp onto Indiana 18 about 1:45 p.m. Thursday.

Apparently a tanker dumped its load, accidentally spilling about 300 or 400 gallons of raw sewage onto the ramp. The waste was 6 to 8 inches deep in places.

!!! UNKNOWN CONTENT TYPE !!!

spanfucker retire bitch > Oran J Sands III 02/19/2015 at 15:38

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Sweet baby jesus, I can only imagine how awful that smell must have been.

PS9 > Oran J Sands III 02/19/2015 at 15:44

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Imagine; you're trapped in a car, in traffic when a sewage tanker flips over the bridge in front of you and splatters a tidal wave of shit across the road.

Hell on earth.

Oran J Sands III > spanfucker retire bitch 02/19/2015 at 15:45

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Probably not too bad since it froze immediately. A "poopsickle" they called it.

Sam > Oran J Sands III 02/19/2015 at 15:50

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Oh man, I thought that was going to be part of my commute home. Luckily Indiana 18 is way North of Indianapolis.

Oran J Sands III > Sam 02/19/2015 at 15:51

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Lafayette basically. (Insert Purdue joke here)

Tohru > Oran J Sands III 02/19/2015 at 16:18

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So it smells like Gary, IN?

Oran J Sands III > Tohru 02/19/2015 at 16:26

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Destructive Tester > Oran J Sands III 02/19/2015 at 16:41

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And now we finally have an actual definition of a shit load...