Oppositelock Cool Wall Update

"TheHondaBro" (wwaveform) 02/19/2015 at 15:00 • Filed to: Oppo Cool Wall

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I am disappointed in all of you. The three coolest cars made it to uncool, even the S2000 (*sheds tear*). The only cool ones were the Miata and the GT86. For reference, here's a spreadsheet with the results.

Okay, here we go again.

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Lexus LS460 F Sport

Mercedes-Benz S63 AMG

Audi S8

BMW 760li

Acura RLX Sport Hybrid

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Okay Oppo, Seriously uncool, uncool, cool, or sub-zero?

BeaterGT > TheHondaBro 02/19/2015 at 15:01

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Subzero.

Cixelsyd > TheHondaBro 02/19/2015 at 15:02

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Seriously uncool. (This is coming from a Lexus driver, too)

R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet > TheHondaBro 02/19/2015 at 15:05

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i was looking at one of these just the other day, Surprisingly attractive, gave me a case of the wants.

R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet > TheHondaBro 02/19/2015 at 15:05

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Cool

R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet > TheHondaBro 02/19/2015 at 15:05

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Seriously uncool, poser S-class that gets worse mileage and it looks ht esame as all others, which in hindsight might make it cool because no one could tell what kind of Audi it is.

EL_ULY > TheHondaBro 02/19/2015 at 15:06

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cool because many many reasons

EL_ULY > TheHondaBro 02/19/2015 at 15:06

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cool because AMG noises

EL_ULY > TheHondaBro 02/19/2015 at 15:06

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cool because speed

EL_ULY > TheHondaBro 02/19/2015 at 15:07

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uncool because it looks 10 years old

EL_ULY > TheHondaBro 02/19/2015 at 15:07

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cool because it's a breath of fresh non German blandness :]

Cash Rewards > R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet 02/19/2015 at 15:09

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counterpoint: Ronin

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > TheHondaBro 02/19/2015 at 15:10

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Seriously uncool uncool cool cool uncool

Jayhawk Jake > TheHondaBro 02/19/2015 at 15:16

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All seriously uncool.

I don't like pretentious sedans unless they're American

(Imagine a picture of a CTS-V, image upload/link doesn't work when I'm at work)

Chris_K_F drives an FR-Slow > TheHondaBro 02/19/2015 at 15:16

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Cool, because Japanese V8.

Chris_K_F drives an FR-Slow > TheHondaBro 02/19/2015 at 15:17

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Meh, uncool.

Chris_K_F drives an FR-Slow > TheHondaBro 02/19/2015 at 15:18

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Uncool.

TheHondaBro > BeaterGT 02/19/2015 at 15:18

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That's honestly surprising. I was expecting it to tank immediately.

Chris_K_F drives an FR-Slow > TheHondaBro 02/19/2015 at 15:19

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Cool, because non-FWD Acura.

TheHondaBro > Jayhawk Jake 02/19/2015 at 15:22

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Well the idea of today was super-limos, which a CTS-V doesn't really fit into.

TheHondaBro > R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet 02/19/2015 at 15:22

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Dat grille.

TheHondaBro > EL_ULY 02/19/2015 at 15:23

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AMG noises solve many things.

BeaterGT > TheHondaBro 02/19/2015 at 15:39

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I thought the Cool wall wasn't supposed to make sense?

Sir_Stig: and toxic masculinity ruins the party again. > TheHondaBro 02/19/2015 at 15:41

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Can we just redo it all with click-able polls? you aren't getting a big enough sample size to really be definitive, I mean the corvette is on cool but the GT4 isn't? A click-able poll will get a way better response.

TheHondaBro > Sir_Stig: and toxic masculinity ruins the party again. 02/19/2015 at 15:48

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I was thinking that actually typing out responses would be a good conversation-starter, rather than the one-click polls. I'll try it next time though.

Sir_Stig: and toxic masculinity ruins the party again. > TheHondaBro 02/19/2015 at 15:55

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Some stuff people just don't care about though. I would do do a click poll and then ask for an explanation, that way you get both benefits.

TheHondaBro > Sir_Stig: and toxic masculinity ruins the party again. 02/19/2015 at 15:59

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Yeah I'll definitely do that then.

E. Julius > TheHondaBro 02/19/2015 at 15:59

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Lexus: Cool

Merc: sub zero

Audi: cool

BMW: uncool (get an alpina)

Acura: seriously uncool

In a Mini; let them mock me as My Mini Countryman is higher than you > TheHondaBro 02/19/2015 at 16:01

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Sub Zero for 760li (F generation)

For when your my whip steals your girl.

OH SHIT.

CaptDale - is secretly British > TheHondaBro 02/19/2015 at 16:11

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Lexus LS460 F Sport : seriously uncool (that face and four door uglyness)

Mercedes-Benz S63 AMG: uncool (AMG= cool, but it looks so awful and way too big)

Audi S8: cool (just cool)

BMW 760li: seriously uncool (a new ten year old "I just entered management" car)

Acura RLX Sport Hybrid: very seriously uncool!! (its an Acura and a Hybrid... why is this listed?)

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > TheHondaBro 02/19/2015 at 16:11

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Had it been an S65 it'd be cool. However it's not, so they're all uncool.

Tohru > TheHondaBro 02/19/2015 at 16:12

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All of them are seriously uncool.

Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura > TheHondaBro 02/19/2015 at 16:14

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@ MR2

Wat.

Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura > TheHondaBro 02/19/2015 at 16:15

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Seriously uncool.

wiffleballtony > TheHondaBro 02/19/2015 at 17:28

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Lexus and Acura are seriously uncool. The rest are uncool.

The problem is that as a class of care these are largely owned by real estate agents or medical professionals who are old. Really the only difference is that hybrids are never ever anything but horrible and the AMG sounds the best.

wiffleballtony > Cash Rewards 02/19/2015 at 17:30

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Not even close to the same car.

TxBrumski > TheHondaBro 02/19/2015 at 17:57

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Cool

TxBrumski > TheHondaBro 02/19/2015 at 17:59

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Uncool. Older ones were cool but these have lost their magic.

TxBrumski > TheHondaBro 02/19/2015 at 18:00

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Seriously Cool.

TxBrumski > TheHondaBro 02/19/2015 at 18:00

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Uncool. Because fake side vent thing.

TxBrumski > TheHondaBro 02/19/2015 at 18:01

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Sub-zero! Best looking Acura in years.

MysticStick > TheHondaBro 02/19/2015 at 19:50

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Lexus LS460 F Sport, Mercedes-Benz S63 AMG, Audi S8, BMW 760li, Acura RLX Sport Hybrid: All of these are seriously uncool . Four door cars can't be anything else. Sorry.

Amoore100 > TheHondaBro 02/19/2015 at 20:21

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Me too, considering its unpopularity on the market, but how is 300 hp all wheel drive Acura with four wheel steering (a-la Prelude) uncool in any way...