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"505Turbeaux" (505turbeaux) 02/18/2015 at 10:22 • Filed to: None

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so I left !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! working on an Aston Martin, and she says "Daddy I made a race car". Shit I need to change her perception, or stop taking her to ghetto ass New Haven for a while. Or she is trolling me

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SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > 505Turbeaux 02/18/2015 at 10:26

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Needs moar unpainted body panels.

505Turbeaux > SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie 02/18/2015 at 10:26

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lol I know

Luke's Dad Sold His 2000TL To Get a Sienna > 505Turbeaux 02/18/2015 at 10:26

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If she is trolling you with specifically a riced Civic knowing she has a car enthusiast dad, I'd be such a proud father.

505Turbeaux > Luke's Dad Sold His 2000TL To Get a Sienna 02/18/2015 at 10:27

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I am wondering if that is what is going on. She isnt even 6 yet though. I grilled her on if her mom let her watch Fast and Furious, she swears no haha

Luke's Dad Sold His 2000TL To Get a Sienna > 505Turbeaux 02/18/2015 at 10:29

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Oh and I found a GIF that represents this situation perfectly.

505Turbeaux > Luke's Dad Sold His 2000TL To Get a Sienna 02/18/2015 at 10:29

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lol it so is

JEM > 505Turbeaux 02/18/2015 at 10:29

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Well, at least she's getting the ricer phase out of here system now.

505Turbeaux > JEM 02/18/2015 at 10:30

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this is one way to look at it. I wonder if it will be cool again in 11 more years and 9 more FaF movies

ACESandEIGHTS > 505Turbeaux 02/18/2015 at 10:30

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That's awesome. Hahaha. I took some hardened ghetto kids through New Haven once en route to Boston for a youth retreat. They were cracking up at how bad that place was.

Hey, can I move my grandmother here, 'cause man, this Yale town looks like a _really nice place_.

P.S.: The more I look, the ghettoer it gets.

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > 505Turbeaux 02/18/2015 at 10:32

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I have a feeling if I spent 10 minutes in a room with you and your daughters I would be laughing hysterically while simultaneously wishing my dad was more like you

505Turbeaux > ACESandEIGHTS 02/18/2015 at 10:32

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Hartford is slightly worse. You know all the pictures of bombed out buildings in 3rd world countries missing walls with people inside cooking dinner and watching TV? I have seen that in Hartford

Justin Hughes > 505Turbeaux 02/18/2015 at 10:33

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By then it'll be "retro."

505Turbeaux > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 02/18/2015 at 10:33

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ha it is a distinct possibility

MonkeePuzzle > 505Turbeaux 02/18/2015 at 10:35

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I.... don't hate it :P

WiscoProud > 505Turbeaux 02/18/2015 at 10:37

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All she's missing are the stick on fender vents.

505Turbeaux > WiscoProud 02/18/2015 at 10:38

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ha she must have missed them

aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe > 505Turbeaux 02/18/2015 at 10:43

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have you shown her stuner.net?

its a bit more complex though

505Turbeaux > aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe 02/18/2015 at 10:44

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she might be able to figure it out. Ill give it a shot

Blunion05 drives a pink S2000 (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) > Justin Hughes 02/18/2015 at 10:46

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And then it'll be JDM yo.

Wacko > 505Turbeaux 02/18/2015 at 10:46

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but by then we might have real 25 speed manual trans.

the whole movie will be just shifting.

CB > 505Turbeaux 02/18/2015 at 10:48

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Braaap.

CalzoneGolem > 505Turbeaux 02/18/2015 at 10:48

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It ain't got nothing on Hartford Maine!

Cows .. trees ... that's about it.

505Turbeaux > Wacko 02/18/2015 at 10:51

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hahahahahaha true

As Du Volant > 505Turbeaux 02/18/2015 at 10:51

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Wow, she even got the random mismatched junkyard parts correct.

505Turbeaux > As Du Volant 02/18/2015 at 10:56

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scary

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > 505Turbeaux 02/18/2015 at 11:49

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love the random blue door.

Did you have to use the most feared word in a parent's aresenal - "Disappointed"? as in - "I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed"

505Turbeaux > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner 02/18/2015 at 11:50

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lol no I would never tell my kids that. My mom used to pull that shit out on my when she was actually furious as fucking hell.

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > 505Turbeaux 02/18/2015 at 11:51

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That's the only time mom's use the "D" word. lol, the first part of the sentence is always a blatant lie

505Turbeaux > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner 02/18/2015 at 11:52

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yeah usually followed by my entire name including the middle.

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > 505Turbeaux 02/18/2015 at 12:00

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Haha yep, I use the middle name with my 2 year old when he's busted. Kid is so damn smart it's hard to remember he's only 2 sometimes. (Doc says he's over a year ahead intelligence wise, not trying to be the annoying braggy parent, sorry.) It's not as effective as putting a big surprised/offended/shocked tone to his normal first name though.

505Turbeaux > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner 02/18/2015 at 12:05

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too many syllables for me to make it effective, and my girls are pretty damn good most of the time. Only time I really had to discipline was when the older decided choking the younger out was okay. Or when they are wrestling at the top of the stairs. Usually the look is all I need. Just like this, but mo mad, and not Shes got, he's got, and less 80's pop music, and more dad fuming haha

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > 505Turbeaux 02/18/2015 at 12:09

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ha, well 2 year olds are still 2 year olds no matter how many words they know. Things like trying to ride the dog, lock up the dog(just to bug him) and steal things that don't belong to him are still our main issues lol

505Turbeaux > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner 02/18/2015 at 12:13

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dog gets it bad. Floyd the greyhound just stays out of the way

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > 505Turbeaux 02/18/2015 at 12:17

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Mine still wants to play as much as the baby. He's just sad this his toys are so outnumbered these days. They actually get along great and the dog is incredibly tolerant of the baby, he's 5 in July - German Shepherd and American Staffordshire mix

RallyWrench > 505Turbeaux 02/18/2015 at 15:07

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You know what you have to do when she's 16, right? Better find a teal EG hatch now & hide it.

Osiris - I can haz Euro spec? > RallyWrench 02/18/2015 at 15:13

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No way man. 4WD EF wagon!

RallyWrench > Osiris - I can haz Euro spec? 02/18/2015 at 15:17

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But that would actually be cool. Actually, there's a nice Wagovan for sale here that I'm seriously considering.

this is not matt farah's foxbodymiata > 505Turbeaux 02/18/2015 at 15:30

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I'd say she pretty much nailed it. She must live her life a quarter mile and 23 gears at a time.

505Turbeaux > this is not matt farah's foxbodymiata 02/18/2015 at 15:35

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haha she is getting there. Hopefully it burns out before she gets behind the wheel for real!

jkm7680 > 505Turbeaux 02/18/2015 at 16:10

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She knows rice when she sees it. That's good.

Dusty Ventures > 505Turbeaux 02/18/2015 at 19:37

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Take her to NEFR

505Turbeaux > Dusty Ventures 02/18/2015 at 19:50

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no doubt, she would love it