If someone ever damages my Citroen

"My citroen won't start" (lucasboechat) 02/16/2015 at 04:27 • Filed to: None

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I will place their head under my front bumper and proceed to set my suspension to it's lowest setting (assuming my suspension is working)

PS9 > My citroen won't start 02/16/2015 at 04:44

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But then it will break the sleeping policeman rule, and it's top gear time will no longer be valid.

OkCars- 22k Crossroads > My citroen won't start 02/16/2015 at 05:03

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and assuming that your citroen will start (see your username)

Svend > My citroen won't start 02/16/2015 at 05:20

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I hear you. Anyone damage my car and I will pull them round the streets of my city with one of their feet tied to the towing eye on the rear of my car as an example to others of what will happen should they do the same.

Just kidding

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or am I?

My citroen won't start > OkCars- 22k Crossroads 02/16/2015 at 05:21

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Yes, if it refuses to start I might need to retrieve my golf clubs of pain from the trunk.

My citroen won't start > PS9 02/16/2015 at 05:21

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What if I coat it in marmalade?

My citroen won't start > Svend 02/16/2015 at 05:23

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I would seriously hurt someone who damages my car and doesn't apologize. The tennis rackets and golf clubs in my trunk are there for a reason.

Jeff-God-of-Biscuits > My citroen won't start 02/16/2015 at 08:30

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"You heard me: put your teeth, on the curb."

Pacorro > My citroen won't start 02/16/2015 at 08:35

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Don't forget the hammer

kanadanmajava1 > My citroen won't start 02/16/2015 at 09:14

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Don't worry so much. Citroëns should be able withstand some bumper pushing as making some room by pushing the neighboring cars while parking is pretty common in its home country.