Good times.

"fhrblig" (fhrblig) 02/13/2015 at 22:54 • Filed to: None

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My partner and I stopped at a convenience store to get something to drink and the cashier asked us "Are you related?"

It took all the restraint I had not to say, "Well, I guess you could say there's a little bit of me in him."

blacktruck18 > fhrblig 02/13/2015 at 22:57

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You should've.

Nibby > fhrblig 02/13/2015 at 22:57

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I went to Costco with my sister recently... my parents asked us to do the groceries before they came back from a trip.

We had to renew our membership card, which we found out.. when we were in line. I had to wait at the side and let the other people in line go ahead while my sister went to member services to renew the card. Someone asked the cashier "Is he on line?" She said "Yeah, but his wife went to renew their membership card." "Uh, that's my SISTER." lolz

fhrblig > blacktruck18 02/13/2015 at 22:58

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I couldn't. There is not enough nerve in my body.

TheOnelectronic > fhrblig 02/13/2015 at 22:59

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My response would have been to ask, in a conspiratorial tone, "Are you?"

blacktruck18 > fhrblig 02/13/2015 at 23:00

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Ya, I guess depending on where you live it might not have worked out.

fhrblig > TheOnelectronic 02/13/2015 at 23:01

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That made me laugh out loud.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > fhrblig 02/13/2015 at 23:02

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If by related he means there is a relative amount of hanky-panky then yes

AM3R shamefully returns > Nibby 02/13/2015 at 23:04

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having a sister only a year apart from me, SO MUCH YES!

Nibby > AM3R shamefully returns 02/13/2015 at 23:08

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Yeah we're around 1.5 years apart

fhrblig > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 02/13/2015 at 23:09

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I also could have said, "There's 'relations' happening... if that's what you mean."

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > fhrblig 02/13/2015 at 23:17

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"Well we certainly relate to each others' genitals."

*awkward pause*

"...He's my partner."

"Wow, you're twins and you both practice law together?"

"Just ring up our beer, asshole."

fhrblig > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 02/13/2015 at 23:50

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"Carnal law, yes."