"BlazinAce - Doctor of Internal Combustion" (pbs) 02/13/2015 at 20:23 • Filed to: None

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Rant below, possibly violent. Death Proof Nova for buffer

So, there I was, leaving a hardware store parking lot this afternoon, listening to some Pearl Jam on my not at all outdated CD player, when I hear a lound metallic bang on the back of my car. Some drunk looney dickfaced shit for brains cocksucker son of a bitch piece of a son of a shit lobbed this massive... sidewalk tile stone... thing on my Tipo's right rear quarter, making an equally massive dent. He's lucky he didn't hit the quarter window or the gas tank port, I swear I would've ripped his fucking head and attached his dick there, so he'd sport a permaboner from the blood gushing out of his carotids if he had. I don't have pictures at hand, and even if I did I'm too pissed to upload them. Fortunately, I picked up his address, and I'm gonna pay him a visit tomorrow, when he's sober. With a fucking tire iron.

ly2v8-Brian > BlazinAce - Doctor of Internal Combustion 02/13/2015 at 20:28

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Bullshit man

BlazinAce - Doctor of Internal Combustion > ly2v8-Brian 02/13/2015 at 20:29

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I know right? I've had three words in my mind all day: What. The. Fuck.

 > BlazinAce - Doctor of Internal Combustion 02/13/2015 at 20:29

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blacktruck18 > BlazinAce - Doctor of Internal Combustion 02/13/2015 at 20:31

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Ummm... I am all for dumbshits getting the beatings they deserve but, why not call the cops? You have his address just give it to the cops.

ly2v8-Brian > BlazinAce - Doctor of Internal Combustion 02/13/2015 at 20:34

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Sure the sonofabitch was drunk, but come on seriously!

BlazinAce - Doctor of Internal Combustion > blacktruck18 02/13/2015 at 20:36

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I did, even filed for charges, or whatever the equivalent of a BO is in the US. Problem is, I'll have to front the repairs, summon him to court for him to foot the bill, only to have him not show up, leaving me empty handed. Or rather, with the repair bill in hand. Nope. I'm parking in front of his place tomorrow night, yell out and ask if he recognizes the car now that he's thinking straight, then proceed to beat the living shit out of him.

blacktruck18 > BlazinAce - Doctor of Internal Combustion 02/13/2015 at 20:37

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Fair enough, carry on.

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > BlazinAce - Doctor of Internal Combustion 02/13/2015 at 20:42

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vdub_nut: scooter snob > BlazinAce - Doctor of Internal Combustion 02/13/2015 at 20:49

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Here in the States (which you are not from, obvs), they'd pick you out immediately if anything happened to him. They'll assume you want revenge.

Jussayin'. Be careful.

But yeah, skullfuck that guy.

BlazinAce - Doctor of Internal Combustion > vdub_nut: scooter snob 02/13/2015 at 20:53

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Oh, but I do! See, that's the thing about brazil, you can count on the cops not doing anything to make him show up in court, but you can also count on them to just meh in case this guy shows up with broken knees.

vdub_nut: scooter snob > BlazinAce - Doctor of Internal Combustion 02/13/2015 at 20:58

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Best of luck, brother.

Supercharged-V8-Jag > BlazinAce - Doctor of Internal Combustion 02/13/2015 at 21:33

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Some drunk looney dickfaced shit for brains cocksucker son of a bitch piece of a son of a shit