Dealer I used to work for has become a veritable Jalop-adelphia

"R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet" (r-saldana)
02/13/2015 at 14:19 • Filed to: El_Uly Tavarish AMGTech

Seriously, while milling about the house last night I started cruising the ads for their "Tax-season" specials and instead found a shedload of proper drivers cars.

Mind you this is the dealer I used to work for as a teenager before I graduated high school and spent 10 years in the you-smack, and I came home and sold for them for about 7 months (I wasn't very good at selling cars).

So without further ado time for a pic and link dump: They will be done by groups DD-ables, coupes & Verts, and SUVs

First a 2002 Audi A6 BiTurbo Manual - $9,995

http://m.cityauto.com/Vehicles/detai…

Next up, 2005 Cadillac CTS-V Manual (I think this era they all were, bu tI'm sure you lot will inform me if I am wrong) - $15,990 (CP in my mind, I would only offer them 10k and walk if they said no, miles are getting kind of high)

The seats and surfaces are pretty worn, but if you could get them to cut it enough this would be an amazing DD.

http://m.cityauto.com/Vehicles/detai…

Next up, 2009 Jaguar XF Supercharged - almost 90k miles and $23,990 (DO not want, but it is cool)

http://m.cityauto.com/Vehicles/detai…

I know we have some SHO fans round these parts; 2010 Ford Taurus SHO - $19,950 seems reasonable, I'm no expert on these or what to pay for them.

http://m.cityauto.com/Vehicles/detai…

Now come see the toll of having a bad badge. 2011 Hyundai Equus (with the proper motor - V8 - and all the ridiculous options copied from Merc) - about to go out of Hyundai warranty and $24,990

http://m.cityauto.com/Vehicles/detai…

Here we have something I'm genuinely interested in for myself.

2013 Lexus GS 350 F Sport - Not bad mileage but a loooooot of money for a used sedan $39,990 I don't even mind the color

http://m.cityauto.com/Vehicles/detai…

Now let's look at some coupes:

First up, 2013 Hyundai Veloster Turbo manual - not very fast, but new + tune-able + cheap = pretty sweet deal. $16,995

http://m.cityauto.com/Vehicles/detai…

Now the Veloster's big brother. This one is listed as an R-Spec, but I believe the R-Spec's are all the NA-3.8L V6's. Anyhoo, 2013 Hyundai Genesis Coupe "R-Spec" 2.L Turbo (at least it has the nice brakes) manual - $19,990

http://m.cityauto.com/Vehicles/detai…

Okay, enough "sissy" motors, time for some 'Murica, in the form of a coyote-equipped

2010 Ford Mustang GT manual - $22,850

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And an even nicer one with the Pano roof. 2010 Ford Mustang GT manual - $21,900

http://m.cityauto.com/Vehicles/detai…

How about some German muscle? 2001 Mercedes-Benz SL500 Coupe - CP @ $12,950

http://m.cityauto.com/Vehicles/detai…

Time to let some tops down. 2003 Porsche Boxster manual - CP @ $12,995

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Time to get really crazy, only Tavarish can maintain something like this. well him or AMGTech. 2003 Mercedes-Benz SL55 AMG

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Who is ready to go to bonkers town. How does a 1995 Dodge Viper RT-10 Gen 1 sound to you for $29,995? (Obviously manual)

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Time to post up some Momma-assault-battle-cruisers!!

2009 BMW X5 xDrive4.8i - out of warranty and @ $28,488

http://m.cityauto.com/Vehicles/detai…

It still dumbfounds me that these can still be sold for this much money. 2005 Lexus LX 470 w/122+k miles - CP @ $18,990

http://m.cityauto.com/Vehicles/detai…

And now a super-Jalop-mobile: 2008 Saab 9-7x Aero Awwww Yiiiiisssssss - And pretty damn cheap considering what that Lexus is going for $16,990

Disclaimer, I do not work for any of these dealers, but I did previously; I am only posting this stuff because it is so much more interesting that what I had on hand when I was a salesman.

DISCUSSION (14)

EL_ULY > R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet
02/13/2015 at 14:30

Kinja'd!!!

YEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSS!!!!!!!!

R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet > EL_ULY
02/13/2015 at 14:30

Right????? And it's not red!

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet
02/13/2015 at 14:31

Coyote didn't come about until 2011. Those are just 4.6's.

EL_ULY > R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet
02/13/2015 at 14:31

for once lol.

Also, my Audi!!!! but sedan version and with turbos lol :]

R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
02/13/2015 at 14:35

Aww, I has a sad now.

R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
02/13/2015 at 14:36

You sure?

Kinja'd!!!

R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet > EL_ULY
02/13/2015 at 14:38

Not sure about any more particulars as i am not an Audi fan, I'm sure you could give me more info

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet
02/13/2015 at 14:41

Yep, that is most definitely the SOHC 3 valve 4.6.

Textured Soy Protein > R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet
02/13/2015 at 15:21

There's definitely a Genesis Coupe 2.0T R-Spec. I test drove one at CarMax one time.

472CID > R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet
02/13/2015 at 15:23

Agreed this is very Jalop collection for a dealer.

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet
02/13/2015 at 15:48

Don't be! The 2010s are soon to be a steal because of this! There's still an aftermarket big enough to fill several encyclopedias for the 4.6 V8 if you want power, and if not, use that to leverage a good price on a 2010 and enjoy your nice DD. I almost got one instead of my Fiesta ST. I had the dealership down to 18,500 for a 2010 manual with a few options and 35k miles on it. I chickened out because insurance would be a bitch for a single man in his early 20s. But if you just want a nice DD, ain't nothing wrong with a 2010 mustang GT.

AM3R shamefully returns > R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet
02/13/2015 at 16:22

the Lexus GS looks good, wouldn't mind one at all.

R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet > AM3R shamefully returns
02/13/2015 at 16:31

Yeah, that and the black GT I am truly digging on.

misfitmascots > R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet
02/13/2015 at 19:26

That GS looks beautiful