Adults Should Not Drink Milk: A Troll

"ACESandEIGHTS" (acesandeights) 02/12/2015 at 17:24 • Filed to: MOLOKKO PLUS, DRINK ALL THE MILK

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I typically never read Jezebel because racecar/whywouldI/clickbaity/fauxcontroversial, but, uh, this is absolutely hilarious. I disagree with it honestly, but it doesn't keep me from respecting the talent and laughing at the presentation.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > ACESandEIGHTS 02/12/2015 at 17:32

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No, adults should totally drink milk because WE HAVE BROKEN THE WILL OF BEASTS FOUR TIMES OUR SIZE AND SUBJUGATED THEM TO OUR OWN. Cow oppression is good for the soul. Babies don't oppress cows at all, let alone in a manly way.

KnowsAboutCars > ACESandEIGHTS 02/12/2015 at 17:37

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This woman will not be welcome in Finland.

yamahog > ACESandEIGHTS 02/12/2015 at 17:44

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Huh, weird. I don't drink milk or eat eggs, but that's just because I don't like the smell/taste/texture, not because I turned 18 and said "FAREWELL CHILDISH THINGS!"

Tapas > ACESandEIGHTS 02/12/2015 at 18:18

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Yep. Dem fools down at Jezebel and Gawker be trippin.

gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > ACESandEIGHTS 02/13/2015 at 00:25

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El Uly may be coming after you.

ACESandEIGHTS > gmporschenut also a fan of hondas 02/13/2015 at 10:10

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Come at me, cookiebro.