Ashton Carter Wins Senate Approval as Defense Secretary

Kinja'd!!! "ttyymmnn" (ttyymmnn)
02/12/2015 at 15:42 • Filed to: None

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WHAT?? You mean that knucklehead who stars on Two And A Half Men ? The one who shtupped Demi Moore?? Huh? Ashton Carter ? Oh. Ashton Carter. That hockey player.


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Kinja'd!!! Lumpy44, Proprietor Of Fine Gif > ttyymmnn
02/12/2015 at 15:53

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Carter Ashton the hockey player?


Kinja'd!!! ttyymmnn > Lumpy44, Proprietor Of Fine Gif
02/12/2015 at 15:55

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Anson Carter .


Kinja'd!!! fhrblig > ttyymmnn
02/12/2015 at 15:57

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Dude, where's my tank?


Kinja'd!!! Lumpy44, Proprietor Of Fine Gif > ttyymmnn
02/12/2015 at 15:59

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Also a hockey player along with Jeff Carter and Brent Ashton.


Kinja'd!!! ttyymmnn > Lumpy44, Proprietor Of Fine Gif
02/12/2015 at 16:01

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Now you're confusing me even more.


Kinja'd!!! Lumpy44, Proprietor Of Fine Gif > ttyymmnn
02/12/2015 at 16:07

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Ashton Kutcher - man who used to date a women about the same age as his mother.

Ashton Carter - Defense guy with infinite government monies

Anson Carter - Former Vancouver Canuck, NHL All-star and NBC analyst.

Carter Ashton - Forward - Tampa Bay Lightning, member of Lethbridge Hurricanes the last time the team was any good and I used to go watch.

Jeff Carter - LA Kings player, very handsome according to my girlfriend

Brett Ashton - Former NHL player, not nearly as handsome as man above.


Kinja'd!!! ttyymmnn > Lumpy44, Proprietor Of Fine Gif
02/12/2015 at 16:16

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Excellent. All we need now is a goalie!


Kinja'd!!! T5Killer > ttyymmnn
02/12/2015 at 16:28

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Boooooooooo the E4 Mafia does not approve

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