How to not get a Big Mac all over your car

"505Turbeaux" (505turbeaux) 02/12/2015 at 11:17 • Filed to: Foodlopnik

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And THAT is how !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! is car related. Another wonderfully written article by my friend Joe. Almost lost it at " I'll be honest; I don't eat jarred pickles very often so I have no fucking idea about the difference between Vlassic, Cain's, etc. In the end, my aversion to babies makes me steer clear of one based solely on it's association with storks, so I go with the Cain's ". Somehow I need to get him writing about cars...

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Mercedes Streeter > 505Turbeaux 02/12/2015 at 11:20

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Where in the world is THIS a Big Mac?? :O

CalzoneGolem > 505Turbeaux 02/12/2015 at 11:22

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Homemade Big Mac is best Big Mac!

505Turbeaux > Mercedes Streeter 02/12/2015 at 11:24

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in Joe's kitchen

DrJohannVegas > Mercedes Streeter 02/12/2015 at 11:24

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I've read the article, and also toiled under the Golden Arches. That is near as makes no difference a Big Mac.

Nibbles > 505Turbeaux 02/12/2015 at 11:27

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Bread and butter pickles

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505Turbeaux > Nibbles 02/12/2015 at 11:29

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yeah I aint got time fo dat either. HATE THEM.

sours, half sours, dill, kosher. All those are fine.

Also gherkins can lick my balls

Nibbles > 505Turbeaux 02/12/2015 at 11:35

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My great gramma used to jar her own pickles

Her bread and butter are the only ones I've ever been able to eat

Then again, hers were kinda tangy, made with onions and mustard seed

505Turbeaux > Nibbles 02/12/2015 at 11:35

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yeah not corn syrup and fairy farts

Nibbles > 505Turbeaux 02/12/2015 at 11:37

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I think I still have one of her jars at home. It's been sealed since, likely, 1998

Should I open and eat, or keep as a memento? I'm really torn because I REALLY MISS THEM PICKLES NOW

505Turbeaux > Nibbles 02/12/2015 at 11:40

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even if they werent sealed they last a good long while. I have one jar of pickles a friend of mine made for me for a 4th of July party 9.5 years ago, and I have exactly one of them left. So damn good. Just for fun, check out this post I made last year on it...

Mercedes Streeter > DrJohannVegas 02/12/2015 at 11:40

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Oh gosh, I missed the "home" part. Energy drink hasn't kicked in yet...

Having toiled for the Golden Arches as well, I think it would take a total of eight "10:1" meat patties to make that monster.

DrJohannVegas > Mercedes Streeter 02/12/2015 at 11:42

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Haha, it's cool. Wait for the buzz, then all will be well!

OPPOsaurus WRX > 505Turbeaux 02/12/2015 at 12:33

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speakin of food, did you ever get that recipie for the bisque? I'd love to make that for my wife for V-day

area man > 505Turbeaux 02/12/2015 at 12:33

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Ahhh Shaws, that's a trip down memory lane.

Textured Soy Protein > 505Turbeaux 02/12/2015 at 13:04

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I've eaten maybe one or two Big Macs in my entire life. I've never particularly enjoyed thousand island dressing. It's gross on salad, even worse on a burger. Mildly acceptable on a reuben but I hardly order reubens because they are frequently mediocre.

ranwhenparked > 505Turbeaux 02/12/2015 at 15:55

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Speaking of which, I always wondered why they didn't at least offer the Big Mac in a paper wrapper for drive thru customers? That way you could partially unwrap it and hold it in one hand without spilling lettuce fragments everywhere. I know the box is part of the branding, but who really cares?