First Day of Work at Jaguar

Kinja'd!!! "Sam" (samwellington)
02/09/2015 at 16:00 • Filed to: None

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And I'm sitting in a chair with nothing to do. Yay!

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No F-Type fondling yet. :(


DISCUSSION (20)


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > Sam
02/09/2015 at 16:03

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If it's warm in there, it's worth it.


Kinja'd!!! For Sweden > Sam
02/09/2015 at 16:05

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Not British enough. Needs more bovril.


Kinja'd!!! ttyymmnn > Sam
02/09/2015 at 16:05

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Tune in tomorrow when Sam Stoner is bitching about how much work he has to do.


Kinja'd!!! davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > Sam
02/09/2015 at 16:08

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Nothing to do? Sweep this up. =)

The finest detailers tend to also keep the finest shops. I bet your boss would be very happy to see you taking the initiative.

That garage door could use some TLC, too.


Kinja'd!!! Jonathan Harper > Sam
02/09/2015 at 16:10

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Well bollocks.


Kinja'd!!! Thunderface > Sam
02/09/2015 at 16:11

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worth it?


Kinja'd!!! itschrome > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com
02/09/2015 at 16:14

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Damn right! Son, You got time to lean you got time to clean. Sweep the floor, wipe down that door, organize that work station, tidy up those hoses, there's always work to be done!

Now if you'll excuse me I'm gonna go smoke.....


Kinja'd!!! Evil-B > For Sweden
02/09/2015 at 16:29

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hmmmmm bovril


Kinja'd!!! Tapas > Sam
02/09/2015 at 16:33

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Where do you work (city)? If you don't mind me askin....


Kinja'd!!! Sam > Tapas
02/09/2015 at 16:35

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Indianapolis. I think it's the only Jaguar dealer in the state, so yeah. If you wanna come visit, that's cool.


Kinja'd!!! FKA-RacecaR > Sam
02/09/2015 at 16:45

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Get outta my state!!

I guess when I get around to buying a Jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag I guess I'll have to come to Indy.


Kinja'd!!! Sam > FKA-RacecaR
02/09/2015 at 16:45

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Maybe I can get you an employee discount! Or probably not.


Kinja'd!!! Svend > Sam
02/09/2015 at 16:46

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You could tidy up your area, get accustomed and familiarise yourself with the products, top up bottles and set out cloths, set out your work area for ease of use.

Remember your P's,

Proper Preparation Prevents Piss Poor Performance.


Kinja'd!!! Sam > Svend
02/09/2015 at 16:47

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We're watching Ride Along with Kevin Hart at the moment. Not really sure why. I intend on cleaning up at the end of the day (I'm the closer), even though I wasn't told to.


Kinja'd!!! Tapas > Sam
02/09/2015 at 16:52

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:o I need dat employee discount!

Seriously, my want for an F-Type coupe is very high. I'm dealing with immigration issues so unfortunately, its out of the question.

If I get past that, I will consider it again :)


Kinja'd!!! Svend > Sam
02/09/2015 at 16:56

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Also if you are in charge of ordering your own supplies, do an inventory of stock.

Have fun and remember: first do no harm. Start with the gentlest of methods and work from there.


Kinja'd!!! MysticStick > Sam
02/09/2015 at 17:00

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Nice! I want one of these side-lights in my garage. Is it just florescents?


Kinja'd!!! Sam > Svend
02/09/2015 at 17:03

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The Boss showed me what we have. Remove All (industrial strength Goo-Gone, basically), Spray Wax, and a couple of interior cleaners. I'm basically cleaning already cleaned cars (deliveries).


Kinja'd!!! Sam > MysticStick
02/09/2015 at 17:04

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Yup, just a 6 bulb ceiling fluorescent assembly attached to the wall.


Kinja'd!!! norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback > Jonathan Harper
02/09/2015 at 18:17

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Oh cock*
FTFY