Let's configure a Porsche GT4 in Australia

"JustWaitingForAMate" (justwaitingforamate) 02/07/2015 at 21:53 • Filed to: Porsche, Australia, owmyass

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Hooray, it's finally here, everyone's panties are thoroughly moistened, so lets get to pricing one of these up!

I'm not too ostentatious, so I'll just pick a few simple extras to add on, some high end seats, digital radio, some new leather stitching, and some bi-xenon headlights.

Oh...that comes to almost $18,000....OK then. Let's see how much it totals up to.

...$225,155.

Porsche, I love you guys, but you need to offer something else as a free extra :

Because that fucking hurts.

GhostZ > JustWaitingForAMate 02/07/2015 at 21:59

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Aren't you only supposed to use porsche-certified anal lube or it will void your warranty?

JustWaitingForAMate > GhostZ 02/07/2015 at 22:03

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It also has to be applied by a Porsche certified specialist, no DIY or it also voids the warranty.

qbeezy > GhostZ 02/07/2015 at 22:07

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Anal leakage is not covered by warranty

holdenbacktears > JustWaitingForAMate 02/07/2015 at 22:10

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The ATO gets sloppy seconds then I suppose, $64,296.87 of that is LCT...

JustWaitingForAMate > holdenbacktears 02/07/2015 at 22:12

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I wish we could fuck off LCT.

The price would be ~$160k, which is still a kick in the pants, but starting to look a lot more reasonable.

ToyDeathbot > JustWaitingForAMate 02/08/2015 at 04:02

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So downunder, it seems like the F-Type Coupe R wins!

JustWaitingForAMate > ToyDeathbot 02/08/2015 at 04:24

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Starting price of $219k with no extras. GT4 starts at $206k.

ToyDeathbot > JustWaitingForAMate 02/08/2015 at 05:30

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What? We can get a brand new Coupe R for $194,040 NZD!

http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/used-ca…

JustWaitingForAMate > ToyDeathbot 02/08/2015 at 05:44

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Our car pricing is kinda fucked.

No...actually, it's completely fucked.

Hopefully when Ford/Holden/Toyota stop production the import tariffs and LCT will be either removed or dropped and we can start to see better pricing.