PSA. Don't ever fall for a girl from Poland.

"Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh" (andymcbradleigh)
02/06/2015 at 16:57 • Filed to: None

She'll constantly make fun of how you pronounce polish words.. Then she'll rip you a new one for the hell of it :P Other than that, they are quite fun.

So yeah. I need some help here mates, I need to figure out how to say stuff like "Kiebasa", "Jedno piwo, prosz" and "bardzo ci lubi"

DISCUSSION (38)

Galileo Humpkins (aka MC Clap Yo Handz) > Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh
02/06/2015 at 17:01

bardzo ci lubi apparently does not mean what I thought it means, according to google.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh
02/06/2015 at 17:01

I haven't heard spoken Polish in years - not since a Pole friend of my dad passed away. I've still got two Polish car magazines he gave me around somewhere.

Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. > Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh
02/06/2015 at 17:03

She is aware that there are an almost infinite number of Polish jokes you could counter with, right?

Takuro Spirit > Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh
02/06/2015 at 17:05

I only know dupa. I think it means ass. My step-dad's family name ended in -ski.

Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh > Galileo Humpkins (aka MC Clap Yo Handz)
02/06/2015 at 17:05

What did you think it meant? Kinda curious here now if I'm honest, I may have misunderstood that phrase myself.

Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
02/06/2015 at 17:07

I bet she is :P She's just having fun with me I guess. She can't get a single word of Norwegian right.. so :P

ttyymmnn > Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh
02/06/2015 at 17:08

So, does she like kielbasa and beer in general, or does she like your kielbasa?

Kinja'd!!!

Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh > Takuro Spirit
02/06/2015 at 17:08

Yeah.. dupa means ass.

Galileo Humpkins (aka MC Clap Yo Handz) > Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh
02/06/2015 at 17:08

Well, it does not mean: Bring the lube

It does mean: I like you very much

Tekamul > Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh
02/06/2015 at 17:10

Literally, the only Polish word I know is Gobki.

Damn, now I want some.

Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh > Galileo Humpkins (aka MC Clap Yo Handz)
02/06/2015 at 17:10

Then I was right..hehe. I got THAT one right at least, but damn it'd be funny if I'd told her to bring the lube :P

Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh > ttyymmnn
02/06/2015 at 17:11

I'd like to think both :P

Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh > Tekamul
02/06/2015 at 17:12

What's a Gobki?

Tekamul > Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh
02/06/2015 at 17:15

Polish stuffed cabbage. Beef/pork with rice in a steamed cabbage leaf with a creamy tomato sauce over the top. My grandmother was great at it.

If I ever actually find it in a Polish restaurant, the first thing I would order. The Greek equivalent is just not as good.

Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh > Tekamul
02/06/2015 at 17:16

That sounds delicious man.

and 100 more > Galileo Humpkins (aka MC Clap Yo Handz)
02/06/2015 at 17:20

Cyrillic languages - invented by aliens, and ZERO latin compatibility.

Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. > Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh
02/06/2015 at 17:20

I was trying to think of all the Norwegian words I know too.....I got nothing.

Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
02/06/2015 at 17:23

I don't know where you live, but if you live in the northern parts of the US or somewhere in the UK you probably know a word or two that's Norwegian, you just don't realize it :P

Autofixation > Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh
02/06/2015 at 17:25

My favorite girl is polish. She is not, however, my girlfriend…she used to be.

Tohru > Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh
02/06/2015 at 17:35

As a Wisconsinite with Polish heritage, the first one is said "kill-BA-sa", and is a sausage. The second is said "yedno peevoh prosheh" and means "one beer, please".

Also, the reason Polish last names (like mine) end in - ski is because Polacks can't spell "toboggan". (I used auto correct.)

Where have all the lightweights gone? > Galileo Humpkins (aka MC Clap Yo Handz)
02/06/2015 at 17:39

Did you buy the Monty Python Translation Book With Incorrect Translations?

Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh > Tohru
02/06/2015 at 17:41

I know what they mean, and I've actually learned how to pronounce the second one :)

Hehe... Toboggan is not a ski though :P It's more of a sled :P But I get your point :P

Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh > Where have all the lightweights gone?
02/06/2015 at 17:42

Hovercraft and all that.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh
02/06/2015 at 17:57

The "R" in pierogi has a very hard sound, almost but not quite a "D".

It's written "Golabki" but it's said as "Go-Wump-Kee"

Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
02/06/2015 at 18:10

Thanks mate :)

Galileo Humpkins (aka MC Clap Yo Handz) > Where have all the lightweights gone?
02/06/2015 at 18:13

I basically carry it around and use it to have odd interactions with people throughout the day.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh
02/06/2015 at 18:17

If it has more than three consonants in a row, just give up.

Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
02/06/2015 at 18:22

That's more a thing they do in Chech.. Chezh.. Chezcxoiaslo.. yeah.. :P

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh
02/06/2015 at 18:23

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polish_ph…

Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
02/06/2015 at 18:27

Let's just say this.. This girls name is Joanna (yaw-AHN-nah), but she goes by the name Asia (AH-shah).

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh
02/06/2015 at 18:29

That might be just a girl thing, not a polish thing.

Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
02/06/2015 at 18:33

As far as I know it's very much a Polish thing. Joanna becomes Joasia becomes Asia.. Same as katarzyna = kasia.

ly2v8-Brian > Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh
02/06/2015 at 18:44

Watch polish videos. You may not understand a lick but you'll get an idea of how things sound. Of course Polish is probably like all the other languages where there are many right ways of saying things.

Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh > ly2v8-Brian
02/06/2015 at 18:45

will do :)

The Compromiser > Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh
02/06/2015 at 20:57

Kinja'd!!!

Only Polish I know...

Use it almost daily

BorkBorkBjork > Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh
02/06/2015 at 21:32

I married a Czech girl. She is constantly complaining about how Kolaches (the American kind, with sausage in them) are actually called Klobasnek, and REAL Kolaches are actually fruit filled. It's really annoying.

KatzManDu > Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh
02/07/2015 at 16:07

These are like the romances at my office. OMFG. The stories. International workplaces FTW.

Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh > KatzManDu
02/07/2015 at 16:11

Hehe, I met this girl in my hometown, I was drunk, she was drunk (and here on a vacation). The problem is that she won't leave Poland, and I don't speak Polish so I can't just move there and find somewhere to work.