OMG IS EVERYONE OKAY?!!!

"PatBateman" (PatBateman) 02/04/2015 at 21:02 • Filed to: Panic At The Jalopnik

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Gawker media was down for 30 minutes. Did anyone do anything useful? Go outside? Perhaps speak to your significant others?

Brian Silvestro > PatBateman 02/04/2015 at 21:03

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Go outside? Perhaps speak to your significant others?

LOL what do we look like, decent human beings?

carcrasher88 > PatBateman 02/04/2015 at 21:04

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I was watching BeamNG Drive videos on YouTube when it happened.

And I'm still watching BeamNG Drive videos on YouTube.

CB > PatBateman 02/04/2015 at 21:05

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I masturbated 27 times. I didn't know what else to do.

TheHondaBro > PatBateman 02/04/2015 at 21:06

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Out... side? Is that a place that isn't Oppo?

TheHondaBro > PatBateman 02/04/2015 at 21:06

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Out... Side? Is that a place that isn't Oppo?

RallyWrench > PatBateman 02/04/2015 at 21:10

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I'm waiting for my wife to pick me up from work because my car started to kill itself on the way in this morning. Right when I needed Oppo most. In my 25 minutes of darkness, I was left... um... with Speedhunters. And Petrolicious. And Craigslist. It is a dark place, filled with dreams waiting to be crushed. But lo, on the horizon there is hope, for I have found cars, old cars, odd cars, which shall drain thine bank account & patience with fervor. And it was good.

Deal Killer - Powered by Focus > CB 02/04/2015 at 21:11

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Wow. 27? Damn, I wish I was young enough to do anything 27 times in a 1/2 hour other than breathe.

XJDano > PatBateman 02/04/2015 at 21:56

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I put this on for the kids, got them distracted from ruining the house for about 10 minutes while my wife was gone. Then the little wrecking balls continued.

Clay_T > PatBateman 02/04/2015 at 22:03

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I'd set aside this vid to watch later.

Passed the time nicely, watching it.

Jordaneer, The Mountaineer Man > PatBateman 02/04/2015 at 22:21

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This is what I got for a few minutes after trying to open your post....

so no, I'm not!!!