God, these Super Bowl commercials are strange.

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02/01/2015 at 19:42 • Filed to: None

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Sorry to anybody that has to explain the dick pill Fiat one to their kids.

Even by my standards these are a bit crude.

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DISCUSSION (11)


Kinja'd!!! Logansteno: Bought a VW? > jkm7680
02/01/2015 at 19:44

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I thought that one was funny!


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
02/01/2015 at 19:45

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I thought it was funny also! But there's going to be a lot of creative parents tonight.

The Nissan one was pretty cool, except for the hideous Nissan at the end.


Kinja'd!!! jvirgs drives a Subaru > jkm7680
02/01/2015 at 19:46

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I don't have kids or even a dog to explain that to. I was definitely like "did they just insinuate Viagra for the bigger Fiat?"


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > jvirgs drives a Subaru
02/01/2015 at 19:48

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Haha, neither do I.

At first, I thought it was an actual Viagra commercial. But then when I saw Fiat product placement, I knew that it was not. FUCK, THE PATRIOTS JUST SCORED. Back to what I was saying, when the Fiat actually grew and the women smiled. It wasn't even trying to be discrete.


Kinja'd!!! Logansteno: Bought a VW? > jkm7680
02/01/2015 at 19:49

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The Maxima being showed off caught me off guard. It's got that same crazy design the Murano has that I kinda like.


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
02/01/2015 at 19:52

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I thought it was going to be a GTR at first. The Maxima bit definitely was not expected at all.


Kinja'd!!! cazzyodo > jkm7680
02/01/2015 at 20:10

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that nationwide one with the kid who will never do all the things in life CUZ HE'S DEAD made everyone in the room let out a collective "what the fuck?!?"


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > cazzyodo
02/01/2015 at 20:11

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Haha, that was my exact reaction.

"I'll never do a line of blow off a strippers tits."

"BECAUSE I'M DEAD."


Kinja'd!!! cazzyodo > jkm7680
02/01/2015 at 20:57

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you win, sir.


Kinja'd!!! Party-vi > jkm7680
02/02/2015 at 17:29

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"Well Billy and Sally, sometimes Daddy needs to take a little blue pill to get his penis erect in defiance of god's will, but mostly because I've been slammin' the same hambeast for going on 15+ years. Now go to your rooms and I'll get you a little brother!"


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > Party-vi
02/02/2015 at 17:36

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Bwahaha, "Now if only your mother's tits could be fixed with a little blue pill."