OPPO drunk check in(soon)

"Scary__goongala!" (corymagee)
12/31/2015 at 22:34 • Filed to: None

At 12:05 I want everyone enjoying the holiday to check in on a thread I’ll make about their lack of soberness but also that you are in one piece and safe.

DISCUSSION (24)

OPPOsaurus WRX > Scary__goongala!
12/31/2015 at 22:38

Real fart

Scary__goongala! > OPPOsaurus WRX
12/31/2015 at 22:39

I donut understand

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > OPPOsaurus WRX
12/31/2015 at 22:40

TIME TO WIPE

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > OPPOsaurus WRX
12/31/2015 at 22:41

Fake shit

f86sabre > Scary__goongala!
12/31/2015 at 22:47

On the second Crown and Coke. Ladies are talking ladies issues and I am surfing Oppo on my phone.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Scary__goongala!
12/31/2015 at 22:48

At my house with only 5 Yuengling left.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Scary__goongala!
12/31/2015 at 22:49

I may be drunk but not by my own design, see I opened a bottle of Prosecco and it turns out it had one of those flared corks that can’t be put back in and I don’t have any other bottle stoppers so now I have to drink the whole thing so it doesn’t go to waste.

Nibby > Scary__goongala!
12/31/2015 at 22:50

Kinja'd!!!

smobgirl > Scary__goongala!
12/31/2015 at 22:50

I'm on the couch with a New Belgium barleywine so I can guarantee I'll be safe. Already not in one piece but not expecting any more issues.

PatBateman > Scary__goongala!
12/31/2015 at 22:59

Can confirm, totally sober.

Will check back in when crocked.

smobgirl > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
12/31/2015 at 23:00

Sounds like my last birthday. The prosecco got skipped tonight because I couldn't carry the bottle upstairs.

Luke's Dad Sold His 2000TL To Get a Sienna > Scary__goongala!
12/31/2015 at 23:06

My dad wanted me to try alcohol responsibly before my 21st birthday in college this January. He proceeded to get a bottle of wine someone gave my aunt this Christmas and he said it was too dark to POSSIBLY have ANY alcohol in it and it turns out it was a 20% Alcohol mixture of Moscato, Vodka and Fruit Juice. LOLOLOLOLOL.

Very nice bottle and in a very sober household right now because we’re boring.

Scary__goongala! > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
12/31/2015 at 23:36

Logical thinking me thinks

Scary__goongala! > Luke's Dad Sold His 2000TL To Get a Sienna
12/31/2015 at 23:37

Gross wine. Trying alcohol before your 21st isn’t a bad idea tho

Scary__goongala! > Nibby
12/31/2015 at 23:37

wasted

Scary__goongala! > smobgirl
12/31/2015 at 23:37

That’ll do

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Scary__goongala!
12/31/2015 at 23:39

The more I drink the more logical it gets.