Chicago Drivers Are Fucking Insane

"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko) 12/30/2015 at 22:42 • Filed to: None

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I’m here until Sunday

CCC (formerly CyclistCarCoexist) > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 12/30/2015 at 22:45

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Chicago is nothing compared to Paris

Xazzaphonic (previously known as Vicarious-Chair) > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 12/30/2015 at 22:49

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You’re have to be expert level here to go without any accidents on record if you often drive through the city or our expressways. I have avoided the accidents with other cars and people part, but not with the actual roads themselves.

Birddog > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 12/30/2015 at 22:57

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We prefer the term “Semi-Professional”.

The best Demo Derby drivers come from this hole.

Shift24 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 12/30/2015 at 23:19

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See I never thought it was that bad and we were driving around down town and the main highways. Granted I was abit out of place with a big pickup but it just felt like the pace was just faster

Tim (Fractal Footwork) > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 12/30/2015 at 23:51

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Welcome. Eat Lou Malnati’s or nothing.

shop-teacher > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 12/31/2015 at 00:21

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Hey, if that was you on 294 today... Sorry! ;)

Chasaboo > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 12/31/2015 at 00:52

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I drove in Chicago for about 10 years. Never an accident. Now I drive in LA, way worse dude. We have so many undocumented illegals, you’re doomed behind the wheel here.

boxrocket > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 12/31/2015 at 00:53

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I make it a point to not drive in or near Chitcago, to the point that my wife and I take the Amtrak from Saint Louis and tend to walk around everywhere. Terrible drivers with no idea how to signal, and driving too fast and too recklessly for conditions. I’ve had better experience driving around Houston, and they’re (arguably) preferable, if only because so many folks are driving trucks they don’t want to mess up (it seemed).

Since you’re there, though, go to Bentley Gold Coast off Michigan Ave. Much exotic car pr0n. And if you’re driving, go find the McLaren dealership away from the city (the downtown “showroom” is a lie), because McLaren.

JDMatt > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 12/31/2015 at 01:14

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I think I’m a good driver, but I would never drive through a major city when there’s snow on the ground.

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 12/31/2015 at 01:52

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Yup

Burn-Spaz1966-Burn > Chasaboo 01/01/2016 at 05:59

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Dude, bad drivers everywhere. Just more people = more bad drivers. Not much difference between anyone no matter your legal status.